Wednesday 30th April

Guess the Dictator/and or TV Presenter.   Actually very good and even guessed correctly that I was Margaret Thatcher!

 

Tuesday 29th April

Crap town are amazed that on-one has nomiated Slough yet!

Monday 28th April

If I had a penny for everytime I've wanted to do this I'd have £3.17

 

Sunday 27th April

The Bathroom Readers Institute.

Friday 26th April

I never really had much interest in womens golf until now

 

Thursday 25th April

Thousands arrested in drugs swoop

THE entire population of the Great Hollands area had a rude awakening yesterday - for they were all arrested for drugs offences.  In a dawn raid, Bracknell Police (assisted by InterPol) raided every single house in the estate.

"We had received a tip off from a member of the local Neighbourhood Watch, who had reason to believe that everyone in Great Hollands was a drug dealer,"

 

Wednesday 24th April

An alternative guide to Bracknell "One feature of Bracknell often highly praised by visitors is that it is extremely easy to leave."

 

Tuesday 23rd April

The fourth annual Masturbate-A-Thon is a weekend of solo sex to raise funds for women's health organizations. Ask your friends and neighbours to sponsor you for every minute of masturbation during May 18-19.

Monday 22nd April

Whey hey! Teletext porn!

Thursday 18th April

Why has Cindy got 2 mommies?

Wednesday 17th April

Harvey the Mouse must die!

Monday 15th April

One for the Tate Modern perhaps?

Saturday 13th April

Bill Gates please hire me (.com)

Friday 12th April

You Goin? We'll fly you there. You Bin? We done already flew up in there.

 

Tuesday 9th April

Jog your memory of the previous nights activities with the beer goggles.

Friday April 5th

Join thousands and thousands of others in checking up on how Frank the Cat is getting on.

Thursday April 4th

Through the wonder of the world wide web, digital imaging, photosynthesis and quirky homemade software you can now actually watch shrubbery grow LIVE from the comfort of your home or office.

Wednesday April 3rd

Every now and again, something so simple comes along and makes you absolutly piss yourself.

Tuesday April 2nd

The old pornstar name generator used be be your first ever pets name combined with your mother's maiden name, which would make my porn star name 'Kiki Crapper'.   The online version works a little differently and I'm now 'Dirk Foreskin'.

Monday April 1st

If only every 404 message was like this.

 

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