Greasy Chip Butty - "Absolutely bloody rubbish"

 

Wednesday 30th April


Guess the Dictator/and or TV Presenter.   Actually very good and even guessed correctly that I was Margaret Thatcher!

 

Tuesday 29th April


Crap town are amazed that on-one has nomiated Slough yet!

 

Monday 28th April


If I had a penny for everytime I've wanted to do this I'd have £3.17

 

Sunday 27th April


 

The Bathroom Readers Institute.

Friday 26th April


I never really had much interest in womens golf until now

 

Thursday 25th April


Thousands arrested in drugs swoop

THE entire population of the Great Hollands area had a rude awakening yesterday - for they were all arrested for drugs offences.  In a dawn raid, Bracknell Police (assisted by InterPol) raided every single house in the estate.

"We had received a tip off from a member of the local Neighbourhood Watch, who had reason to believe that everyone in Great Hollands was a drug dealer,"

 

Wednesday 24th April


An alternative guide to Bracknell "One feature of Bracknell often highly praised by visitors is that it is extremely easy to leave."

 

Tuesday 23rd April


The fourth annual Masturbate-A-Thon is a weekend of solo sex to raise funds for women's health organizations. Ask your friends and neighbours to sponsor you for every minute of masturbation during May 18-19.

Monday 22nd April


Whey hey! Teletext porn!

Thursday 18th April


Why has Cindy got 2 mommies?

Wednesday 17th April


Harvey the Mouse must die!

Monday 15th April


One for the Tate Modern perhaps?

Saturday 13th April


Bill Gates please hire me (.com)

 

Friday 12th April


You Goin? We'll fly you there. You Bin? We done already flew up in there.

 

Tuesday 9th April


Jog your memory of the previous nights activities with the beer goggles.

 

Friday April 5th


Join thousands and thousands of others in checking up on how Frank the Cat is getting on.


Thursday April 4th


Through the wonder of the world wide web, digital imaging, photosynthesis and quirky homemade software you can now actually watch shrubbery grow LIVE from the comfort of your home or office.

 

Wednesday April 3rd


Every now and again, something so simple comes along and makes you absolutly piss yourself.

 

Tuesday April 2nd


The old pornstar name generator used be be your first ever pets name combined with your mother's maiden name, which would make my porn star name 'Kiki Crapper'.   The online version works a little differently and I'm now 'Dirk Foreskin'.

 

Monday April 1st


If only every 404 message was like this.

 

 

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What is Greasy Chip Butty

A website of mostly irrelevant, sometimes funny, occasionally rude, and hardly ever political links, that I come across from time to time.  I try to make an entry most days, but this t'internet thingy, it's not as good as pubs or footie is it?

Unlike most weblogs, this entire site is updated by Frontpage and not Blogger/Movable Type.  It uses tables and not CSS and so may not look right in some browsers.  It will probably never, ever, validate to xhtml and css.  I thank you.

 

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