Greasy Chip Butty :: Absolutely bloody rubbish



Saturday August 31st See if you can defeat one of the most influential minds of the 20th century in the brutal sport that is arm wrestling. Thursday August 29th Ok. Your gay. If thats not enough normal gay sex isn't enough. What you really want to see on the internet is one naked bloke having sex with someone dressed up as an animal a la fancy dress party. Of course you do, so click here to see it at fur suit sex (.com). Under no circumstances would I click the above link if your at work. Neither would I click this link "where if you would rather see guys painted as animals you should visit our brother site BeastPaint.com for hardcore Male bodypaint erotica!" Wednesday August 28th You may have to be quick on this one, but theres a great lot for sale on ebay. Tuesday August 27th Throw Leprechauns at a dartboard. Obviously. (It's in Dutch but I'm sure you can work it out). Sunday August 25th The best title of any album. Ever. Friday August 23rd Viagra pill revives Lake Michigan Thursday August 22nd Which came first - the chicken or the egg? - is a never ending question. Which came first, Save Karyn (.com) or dont save karyn (.com) is a much simpler process that doesn't require carbon dating. Wednesday August 21st Pornolize (.com) will take any web address and add mucky text to it. I'd stick away from it at work if I were you but if your at home this is what is does to greasychipbutty.com Tuesday August 20th Despair (.com). You will. Monday August 19th Michael Jacksons face throughout the years. Saturday August 17th You know, people often say to me, "Bob, what do you and your lovely wife Karen do when you are not mixing those fabulous cocktails and entertaining guests?" That's a really good question, and to answer it we've taken a look at some other aspects of our life. Thursday August 15th Become your own minister within 3 minutes and apparently it's 100% legal. Wednesday August 14th Find out how long you've got left to live. Tuesday August 13th If you get off seeing celebrities talking on the 'phone, celebs on the phone is the site for you. Sunday August 11th I pick my nose. Do you? Friday August 9th The Bacardi breezer bat never looked like this Thursday August 8th As depressing as it is funny Tuesday August 6th Create your own Terror Warning. Monday August 5th On the internet you can buy anything. Absolutely anything. Anything at all. Not convinced? Bet you dont see a Fred West Wall Clock down at your local Ikea.		Site Search


		What is Greasy Chip Butty
		A website of mostly irrelevant, sometimes funny, occasionally rude, and hardly ever political links, that I come across from time to time. I try to make an entry most days, but this t'internet thingy, it's not as good as pubs or footie is it? Unlike most weblogs, this entire site is updated by Frontpage and not Blogger/Movable Type. It uses tables and not CSS and so may not look right in some browsers. It will probably never, ever, validate to xhtml and css. I thank you.

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