Thursday December 5th

Ok, here's what's what - I'm off to Australia until January 14th.  For my sins I'm going to watch the cricket (although probably not this), despite the fact that England have already lost the ashes - although I will be having a bit of a holiday out there as well and meeting up with some old friends (I will try to see if I can see this guy and buy him a beer if I do).  As Australia is 'generally' English speaking I don't think I'll be needing this translation site but you never know My hovercraft is full of eels may well come in handy someday.  I'll be back just in time to see the red and white wizards play the pigs, so Bob, I hope you get the ticket sorted out!  This website will not therefore be updated in that time, so hopefully the following will keep you amused in the meantime.

When I started writing this I never thought it would be possible that someone could find out so much about the author However, as I frequently am seen in the Bronx,  then if anyone does recognise me in there, It's a blowjob I'm after, not a handjob ;-)

If people do want to know about me, I had a nightmare once that I went to school and all of a sudden found myself naked.  Now I think that means something (Closet homosexual. Fancy my mum.  Probably) but this site seems to think that It will solve all violent crime in schools if students did turn up naked.  Still at least as a teenager I didn't get caught pulling one off over porn by my parents, nor did I run an child porn ring from my parents house when I as 15, so I suppose they did a good job. However, as one of five children and it wasn't until my parents both became born again Christians in my early teens that they realised that they had named their children (with the exception of one, Vanessa) after people who appeared in the bible. Praise be they didn't name us on foods that that had been mentioned in the bible otherwise I could have  have been called Loafs and Fishes.  Or summat. (I also didn't turn out female, or lesbian otherwise my name would have been Flame Wicky Mountain)

Anyway, thats yer lot for the time being - if your bored, or so inclined you can sign my guestmap.  It's that button halfway down the middle column, or if you want to comment on this or any other link, use the    facility.  So Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and hope to see you all mid January.  Up the Blades.

Wednesday December 4th

Initially difficult, but ultimately rewarding.   

Tuesday December 3rd

This is the coolest thing I've seen in ages.  Create your own 'crimewatch identi-kit image'. This is what I would look like should I have to go on the run from the law.  (Parents lock your children up now!)

Monday December 2nd

Hmm...That didn't take long. 

(Memo to self:  Must remember to include link.  Must remember to include link...)

Sunday December 1st

Words once again fail to make justice to this link.   

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