Greasy Chip Butty :: Absolutely bloody rubbish



Saturday July 21st Battleships was never as good as this. Thanks for all the new viewpoints viewers who are now tuning into this blog, but I'm off here for a week. Normal service will be resumed when (if) I return.... Friday July 20th One for the boys really this one. Install this, enter a few relevant details and a flag (red or green) will appear in your taskbar informing you of when the missus has the painters in. Thursday July 19th Well of course, as anyone knows, if you want to see a website of photographs of each airline meal one bloke has ever had you would go to www.airlinemeals.net Wednesday July 18th The differences between wasting time at work then (pre-Internet) and wasting time at work now (post-Internet). Tuesday July 17th For those that did ask (Someone else other than me does read this then!) Yes, it was very good. If your on a stag trip the beers not the cheapest but it's worth going here (The tequilla body slammer is the best 15 Euros you will spend in Amsterdam.....!) Back to normal though, whats wrong with this nutter? Friday July 16th You would think breeding rabbits would be easy, but no! I'm off to Amsterdam for the weekend on a stag trip. Don't miss me too much! Wednesday July 15th Richie has an itch down his pants. Use you keyboard to scratch it better for him. Monday July14th Smoke a fag. Spark one up. Smoking is great. It's really cool. Oh yeah. Sunday July 13th My brother woke me up at 9.30 this morning on the telephone to show me this link. Basically you have to see what is wrong with the picture. I won't spoil it, but turn your volume up. Saturday July 12th pie. pie. pie. pie. pie. PIE. [wanker]. If you do nothing else on the Internet ever, you must see this. Friday July 11th The law of the playground. Thursday July 10th My girlfriend cooks my socks Click on the thumbnails for real, uncensored, hard-core, simulated, sock-cooking action! Wednesday July 9th As far as inventions go, the wheel was OK. Internal combustion engine had it's promoters and some people even stood up and listened when they were told penicilin had been discovered. This invention however rocks the world to it foundations and we are all the better off for it! Tuesday July 8th Can you spot the IKEA furniture just by it's name? Saturday July 6th Look it's not very often I would tell people in the early hours of Saturday morning to go off and do a jigsaw of a polar bear stealing the UK on weather map but this was both funny and actually quite enjoyable. Friday July 5th Brilliant! I want one! Thursday July 4rd Kick up Nazi kittens for Britain. Bonkers. Tuesday July 2nd How not to apply for access to official military defence informaiton in the US. Applicant--a 25-year old employee of a defense contractor--seeks access to classified information. The allegations of the SOR revolve around Applicant's zoophilia--his sexual attraction to animals and his sexual activity with dogs from approximately 1987 to June 1996. On 13 August 1998, Applicant described his zoophilia to a special agent of the Defense Security Service (DSS)(Item 5): Monday July 1st How to pick up chicks. Hollywood style.		Site Search


		What is Greasy Chip Butty
		A website of mostly irrelevant, sometimes funny, occasionally rude, and hardly ever political links, that I come across from time to time. I try to make an entry most days, but this t'internet thingy, it's not as good as pubs or footie is it? Unlike most weblogs, this entire site is updated by Frontpage and not Blogger/Movable Type. It uses tables and not CSS and so may not look right in some browsers. It will probably never, ever, validate to xhtml and css. I thank you.

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