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Saturday June 29th
Imagine the scene. You meet the
woman of your dreams. Your eyes meet across a crowded dancefloor.
The chemistry is right. You walk towards each other.
Nervous excitement floods both of you. You meet.
Then. "Hi. I'm
Randy Bender." Oh dear.
Friday June 28th
Whilst I don't agree
with what he's saying, you have to admire his humour.
Thursday June 27th
Alien
Message Board
Serving Earth's Alien Population for 1/1000 of a millennium.
"During the last few years a large number of aliens have
visited the Earth. Some have even taken residence on this quaint
little planet. Galactic Order HB42k requires all aliens to maintain
anonymity, but there is still the need to communicate, inform and
advertise. The ALIEN MESSAGE BOARD attempts to fill this niche."
Wednesday June
26th
Introducing
Monday (.co.uk)
Tuesday June 25th
I thought now England were out, the
World Cup was cancelled. Looking at this
though it's still on! Probably the best picture yet!
Monday June 24th
Tell
me how you drive and I'll tell you what kind of idiot you are.
Thursday June 20th
After yesterdays toilet humour, you
may think I'm getting obsessed but when
you know your getting paid, theres nothing better!
Wednesday June
19th
If your a bloke I can almost
guarantee on a night out you've done this!
Tuesday June 18th
Web
Economy E-Commerce bullshit generator. Obviously a
site aiming for syndicate transparent deliverables.
Monday June 17th
Watch
me dance (.com). Why?
Friday June 14th
Texan Department Criminal Justice webpage
of prisoners on death row's last meal request.
Thursday June 13th
The
most neglegted site on the internet (.com)
"Under no circumstances, nor
at any time soon or in the distant future, will this site be updated.
Never. It will never be purged of outdated or erroneous information,
and this includes glaring misspellings or broken links. No part of our
site will ever contain 'the latest news' about anything. Not even this
pledge will be updated. We cross our hearts and hope to die."
Wednesday June
12th
Look, it's called www.cynicalbastards.com,
your better off waiting till you get home to look at his.
Tuesday June 11th
The
Jesus test. Pray to Jesus and make a wish.
Monday June 10th
Create, preview and email your own
movies online at Digital Films.
Sunday June 9th
If you ever have the need to press a
stapler but don't have one handy, you can also fill tour boots over at
virtualstapler.com
Friday June 7th
With England Vs Argentina
looming. This puts
a whole new slant on the world cup!
Thursday June 6th
I
wasted 15 bucks on this domain (.com)
Wednesday June 5th
Suicide
isn't so bad, give it a chance.
Thinking about suicide but you're not
sure if it's the right thing to do? Here are some tips to help you
decide whether or not killing yourself is a good choice....
Tuesday June 4th
Teenscene.
A web site devoted to giving teenagers the facts about life. Giving
you the truth about drugs, sex and the environment.
Parents note: We are
not medically trained or qualified experts, but we like talking dirty
to kids. Make no mistake you can't touch us for it, we are saving
their lives see, it is learning. Not only that, but our open and
relaxed attitude to drugs and sex allows us to bond especially well
with teenagers and gives up the frequent opportunity to have sex with
young girls behind the the youth club at end of term discos. Hey, come
on, they want it.
Monday June 3rd
Welcome to Zombo
Com. Nuts.
Saturday June 1st
I will update this site every day for
the whole month. Another candidate for lie
of the the day then (or week, month, year..).
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