Thursday May 30th

Big Brother. Windsor Cricket Club Style.

 

Wednesday May 29th

 The voluntary human extinction movement. Lord help us.

 

Monday May 27th

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend...

 

Sunday May 26th

Discover what other people had accomplished by the time they were your age.

 

Saturday May 25th

Bit difficult to explain this one.  Your better off having a look for yourself.  Weird, but also fascinating.....

 

Friday May 24th

Customer: "I'd like to buy the Internet. Do you know how much it is?"

 

Thursday May 23rd

Beer Ball. It's just not cricket.

 

Wednesday May 22th

For the next few weeks you can follow Tim and Martin on their Excellent Adventure across the States.

 

Monday May 20th

Having seen Walters great effort from yesterday, Matt is also on a mission, but hey, he's not doing it to lose his virginity, he's only after it to 'meet women.'

 

Sunday May 19th

If Walter, gets 1,000,000 hits on his website Samantha, will sleep with him.

 

Saturday May 18th

Ever wondered what it is like to be God? Nows your chance to find out

 

Friday May 17th

Now, I know what your thinking. If only there was a resource on the Internet that would give me all the information I ever needed to know about dating my cousin, I'd be OK.  Luckily for you my friend there is such a resource here.

 

Thursday May 16th

One of my favourite Simpsons episodes is where Bart sells his soul to Millhouse.  Obviously, the success of ebay and the like has meant it is inevitable that Soulexchange would appear sooner or later.

 

Wednesday May 15th

Being a very good dancer myself, I personally think that this guy has got the 'Who's your Daddy?' all wrong.

 

Tuesday May 14th

At £112, I often wondered what the BBC spend my licence fee on.  I was delighted to know that it's this.

 

Monday May 13th

A link for anyone (which will be everyone who has ever had a hotmail account) who has ever had spam, fight back and it them in the pocket.

 

Saturday May 11th

If you've ever received tax back you'll know what a great feeling it is.  However, I never realised how much rubblish the tax people put up with (some would say justified) until I read this

 

Friday May 10th

Being a northerner living in the south I am automatically tagged with the Northern sterotype, which I don't mind, however www.imright.com did ring a bell....

 

Thursday May 9th

In a similar theme to yesterday, don't click here.  (After 6 goes I finally managed to win!)

 

Wednesday May 8th

Unless you want to get highly addicted don't click here.  67 is my best score.

 

Tuesday May 7th

At one point I think I was laughing so hard at this I nearly puked!  There's also lots of other stuff in there if you surf around.

 

Monday May 6th

Sponsor my melon (.com) to one 'extreme' and cut off my feet (.com) at the other.   Internet marketing at it's best.

 

Sunday May 5th

I'm not altogether too sure how they are going to catch these 'trespassers' but at least they've got the decency to warn us,

 

Saturday May 4th

Whats it like to be unemployed?  I'm sure Unemplyed Theo knows.

 

Friday May 3rd

Whilst I'm sure attachment glue (.com) is a very good product I don't think I'll be rushing out to buy it just yet.

 

Thursday May 2nd

Spam Mimic - Turn a short message into Spam.   Turn Spam back into the original message

 

Wednesday May 1st

To be honest, at first I though Psycho Ex-Girlfriend (.com) was quite funny, but the more you listen to the answer machine messages, the scarier it gets!

 

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