Greasy Chip Butty - "Absolutely bloody rubbish"

 

Saturday November 30th


I send 1 poxy email at work about friends reunited and get a  warning.  These MP's look at pure filth during parliament and get a fine.  

Justice!  Justice! Where are you?!

(To make amends I'll link to the momentous event that Dog Sponk has had it's day in court.  

 

Friday November 29th


You, young lady, are not going anywhere tonight! 

And, for the viewpoints viewers here's Kylie! (Sorry boys, but the mpg is eating all my bandwidth so I've had to take it off.  If you really want to see it email me and I'll forward it to you) 

 

Thursday November 28th


Pay $10.  Invest it over 500 years.  Then when compound interest has made it $39 billion let someone in the future (by which point time travel will be possible) have it on the premise that they bring you forward into the future.  Do you know, it's so crazy it might just work!

 

Tuesday November 26th


It would be nice to think that their for his personal use.  

 

Monday November 25th


Creatures made out of hubcaps.  Obviously. 

 

Sunday November 24th


Football can be dangerous - Think before you kick. 

 

Friday November 22nd


The porn you are looking for is currently unavailable. The Web site might be experiencing technical difficulties, or your cramped, sticky fingers may have typed in the wrong URL.

As this one might not be around for too long - Look everyone the new server is here!!

Oh, and as it the weekend, if your feeling generous, please say something nice over at savethebronx(.co.uk)  

 

Thursday November 21st


Whilst attempting to access www.bravenet.com I accidentally typed www.bravenet.co.uk.  I don't know how medically sound their advice is but who knows, I possibly could be dyslexic...

 

Tuesday November 19th


The worlds most 'intelligent' computer has a conversation with itself.  I'd keep hold of the dinner party invite it I were you.   

 

Monday November 18th


Vicki - Win the use of the Antipodean sex-goddess for a WEEK! 

 

Sunday November 17th


http://www.emptywebsite.com/ and http://www.pig.com/ .  Does exactly what it says on the tin. 

 

Friday November 15th


It's tragic and two people have died but there are worse ways to go.  (Then again falling into a pit of Stella could be a better way to go...) 

 

Thursday November 14th


Shooting Stars Mini Golf.  Non UK visitors may not understand this, but just enjoy the game anyway! 

 

Wednesday November 13th


Everyone knows about Roger the Cabin boy, Able Seaman Stain's and that Captain Pugwash's sexual innuendo is a load of old tosh, but Bob the Builder  

 

Tuesday November 12th


I'm Ronaldo.  What footballer are you?   

Also you'll remember (I'm sure) that I mentioned Sheffield United beat Leeds last week.  If you missed it you can catch up on the great moment here

 

Monday November 11th


You.  Are.  A.  Fucking.  Cunt.  Swearing Xylophone.  Probably best off not looking at this at work.  

 

Sunday November 10th


Geek Name Generator.  

 

Saturday November 9th


One of the greatest fears computer owners face is the risk of someone breaking into their home and stealing their investment. The effects of data loss, alone, can be devastating! This page will cover a very effective method of protecting your personal computer.

Most criminals will not steal what they are unable to carry. If you make your computer so heavy that it is extremely difficult to lift, the risk of it being stolen is greatly reduced! This is accomplished by following these simple instructions...  
 

 

Friday November 8th


Count me in bra.  

 

Thursday November 7th


It was great night for Sheffield United, we beat rivals Leeds 2-1  and it feels good, except I don't think the result rivaled this 

(And thanks for reminding me to put the link onto the first two entries this month!)

 

Wednesday November 6th


Singing Horses.  Quite Brilliant. 

 

Tuesday November 5th


Porn and Star Wars...It was only a matter of time really. (Warning - sizeable download ahead (But it's worth it)) 

 

Monday November 4th


An informative page on elephants.  Nothing too unusual until you view the picture. 

 

Sunday November 3rd


Hardcore Pawn

 

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What is Greasy Chip Butty

A website of mostly irrelevant, sometimes funny, occasionally rude, and hardly ever political links, that I come across from time to time.  I try to make an entry most days, but this t'internet thingy, it's not as good as pubs or footie is it?

Unlike most weblogs, this entire site is updated by Frontpage and not Blogger/Movable Type.  It uses tables and not CSS and so may not look right in some browsers.  It will probably never, ever, validate to xhtml and css.  I thank you.

 

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