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Thursday
31st October
Whilst I
admit, I've never done it myself, If people want to join a website
devoted to people who eat their
dinner in front of a sink, who am I to say their
wrong?
Wednesday
30th October
How to
perform an emergency
baptism
And actually
Ken, I'm linking to this site, not that I think it's 'uproariously
funny' but more to do with the fact that I can't believe someone
has spent the time and resources putting this on the Internet.
God bless.
Tuesday
29th October
Some guy
(assumption here, but I'm probably sure it was) has written all the
Fast Show scripts ever aired on his (her) website. You shouldn't
really encourage him (her) by clicking
here, but then again you won't ever get reminded of some of Swiss
Tony's classic conversations..
| Swiss Tony |
But
when you're selling a car to a man, it all comes down to who's
got the biggest todger. You have to make him think that
his is bigger. But - in order to sell it to him,
you have to know that yours is the biggest.
You have to keep telling yourself, "I've got the biggest
todger in the world." |
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| Paul |
"I've got
the biggest todger in the world." |
| Swiss Tony |
It's not as big
as mine, Paul. It's not as big as mine. |
Monday
28th October
If you are
thinking of committing suicide (and for Sheffield Wednesday fans it's
becoming a favorable option) then why not go out with a bang?
For inspiration check out Strange
Deaths (.info).
Sunday
27th October
I have
genuinely been trying to buy a plastic rubber duck, however, I can't
find one anywhere! Trying the internet, I came across this.
Saturday
26th October
I actually
went on a works social trip to Bingo a couple of days ago and had a
really good time. F*** me though, I don't know what I would have
done if this happend!
Friday
25th October
Obviously
there are rules when you meet the queen etc. but apparently there is
now etiquette on how to behave in a strip
club.
Wednesday
23rd October
Thieves
take beer from stores, shout 'Yahoo'
as they leave. Must give it a go sometime...
Tuesday
22nd October
Greasy Chip
Butty goes interactive. The first link sent via email claimed this
was 'absolute genius'. I have to agree, it is.... (Thanks
John)
Monday
21st October
It's doing
the rounds at the moment but if your unsure here's how to do the ketchup
dance.
Saturday
19th October
Strip poker
takes a new twist with strip Russian
Roulette
Friday
18th October
Live in
Maryland or Virginia and need gas? Get yourself a sniper
disguise.
Thursday
17th October
Oh
dear.
Tuesday
15th October
It's raining
deer.
Hallelujah?
Monday
14th October
I think
whoever wrote this
would easily get a job as a shorthand receptionist.
Sunday
13th October
Yep, here's Hitler
dancing. Not very good is he?
Saturday
12th October
John Major's
seen it so why shouldn't everyone see Edwina Curries muff?
Friday
11th October
Go shopping
with Satan
Wednesday
9th October
It's another
E-Bay lot so you'll have to be quick but WHAT
THE F***!
Tuesday
8th October
Cigarettes.
Work. Work. Cigarettes. No matter how you type them they
just don't go together. However, if your a smoker at a workplace
who won't let you smoke have a cyber
fag.
Monday
7th October
Google
Fight allows you to enter two keywords and find out which word
comes out on top. It is satisfying to know that Sheffield United
beat Sheffield Wednesday hands
down.
Sunday
6th October
There's
loads of great stuff here.
My current favorite is this one.
Saturday
5th October
You
are about to enter the world of the Doner
Kebab. It is a sick and sometimes nauseating world. It can also be
a heavenly world.
Friday
4th October
When office
supplies attack!
Thursday
3rd October
Ladies!
Create your own brawny
man. Based on me being a lady and filling in the criteria
this is what
I would be!
Tuesday
1st October
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