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Monday
30th September
If your
going to joyride in someone's car and post
the experience on the internet, make sure that the owner
of the car doesn't read the site...
Sunday
29th September
I'm not
surprised your looking for her,
but what's the point? She's way out of your league.
Saturday
28th September
The milk of
human kindness runneth
over...
Friday
27th September
Recent
reports in the UK suggest that Geoffrey Archer abused his open prison
status to go to a party whilst he should have been doing community
service. As a result he's been sent back to a conventional
prison. However Greasy Chip Butty can exclusively reveal that
archer wasn't sent back to jail for partying, but in fact for his
serial masturbation
problem.
Thursday
26th September
The whole
point of Greasy Chip Butty is to avoid getting the sack at work.
However, if you do want to get the sack, get a few like minded
colleagues, an open plan office, your speakers turned up, and your
boss. Then play P45
roulette. (At your own peril obviously).
Wednesday
25th September
I'll be
honest I didn't even know it existed but now I do I think we should
all band together and stop
clown porn now! (.org) I wouldn't look at this at work if I
were you...
Tuesday
24th September
If you ever
had an argument with your partner just before you go to bed, I'm sure angry
bed positions will be familiar.
Monday
23rd September
This site
has some sporting
and accidental ball-busting.
Sunday
22nd September
Virtual
Elvis. Hu, Thank ya very much...
Saturday
21st September
This
textfile describes self-stimulation for men by means of electrodes and
low-power, carefully controlled electric current. When you talk about
running electricity through someone's genitals, most people think of
torture. However, we have found that low power, high frequency (audio)
current can produce some very interesting tingling and throbbing
sensations.
Friday
20th September
Have you got
your invite to the Iraqi
war yet?
Thursday
19th September
Upload any
picture and pull that person around by the nose.
To be honest though for personal satisfaction take the default option
and pull this bitch
around.
Wednesday
18th September
"Whatever
happened to [insert former celebrity here]" Find out here
Tuesday
17th September
Try watching
this with the
sound turned down. Rubbish eh? Click replay and turn the
sound up. Du Bistus baby! Du Bistus!
Monday
16th September
Could this
be the new Napster?
Sunday
15th September
Jamie
Theakston, or perhaps it's you/your mate/dad.... has a small
penis. "Lets go and do it to them before they do it
to us" Pearl Hardman - Peter Kay's Services (If you've ever
seen it you'll understand, if not watch it, it's superb).
Saturday
14th September
I'm sure you've seen this before but
the ever changing new stuff makes it priceless.
Friday
13th September
I've been
away with work so here are 2 links to compensate:
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Have
your own virtual girlfriend, but you only have 100 days to shag
her. It's actually harder than the real thing!
-
If
you've ever shagged a pop star you can tell the world about it at groupie
central.
Saturday
7th September
Should you
want to generate a random swear word, click
here.
Friday
6th September
I
love you. I really really do. I love you. I hope you
love me too.
Thursday
5th September
Please help
me leave my husband. (.com)
Wednesday
4th September
How much are
you addicted to Jesus.
Tuesday
3rd September
Blow the
head off pink dogs here.
Monday
2nd September
Make money
from vice.
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our philosophy that although often considered politically incorrect,
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