Greasy Chip Butty - "Absolutely bloody rubbish"

 

Wednesday April 30th 2003


Generations meet.  Michael Jackson and the Beatles.  You just cant picture it can you?

  Email :: 

Tuesday April 29th 2003


Examples of how to use the proper use of the word fuckNeeds sound and is defiantly, definitely, NOT suitable for work.

  Email :: 

Monday April 28th 2003


There are some people on the Internet who are very, very, disturbed.  This is one of them.

 Email :: 

Saturday April 26th 2003


Big it up for DJ Fisted!

Thanks to Martin, you can now find out what your DJ name is.

 Email :: 

 

Friday April 25th 2003


Ever wondered what Destiny's Child would look and sound like if they were made up exclusively of kittens from Yorkshire?  Wonder no more!

 Email :: 

 

Thursday April 24th 2003


A GP hit a psychiatric patient with a frying pan and a wine bottle and said that shooting such people was a “good idea”, it was alleged at a disciplinary hearing.

 Email :: 

 

Wednesday April 23rd 2003


What with Easter, my web host's servers going tits up, United securing play off status and Sheffield Wednesday F*****g it up again in a major way, I haven't updated the site for a while.  Never fear, normal service is resumed with a collection of ugly Bridesmaid dresses.

 Email :: 

Friday April 18th 2003


Monty Python meets Mr. Ben.  Thanks to Mystery Boy for sending in  the link.

 Email :: 

 

Thursday April 17th 2003


Just how hard does the Iron Lady get you?  Disturbing really.  Thanks to Michael from Urban Junkies for the link.

 Email :: 

 

Wednesday April 16th 2003


And the fielders leaking claret all over the turf - very poor sportsmanship by the badgers there.

It's just not Cricket.

 Email :: 

 

Tuesday April 15th 2003


Football Nostalgia at it's best.

Not surprisingly Google returns 1,750 instances of the term Graham Poll is a bastard.

 Email :: 

 

Friday April 11th 2003


"The authority of the civil defense ... issued a warning to the civilian population not to pick up any of those pencils because they are booby traps," he said, adding that the British and American forces were "immoral mercenaries" and "war criminals" for such behavior. "I am not talking about the American people and the British people," he said. "I am talking about those mercenaries. ... They have started throwing those pencils, but they are not pencils, they are booby traps to kill the children."

Thanks to a link from Tim (The Blade from Del Monte) we can all enjoy We love the Iraqi Information Minister (.com)

 Email :: 

Thursday April 10th 2003


Deliverance meets clay pigeon shooting.  (Thanks to the Huggman for the link) Probably not safe for work.

 SWFIUA Update:  The rather excellent Gallon of Magnet (which in domain name family trees could be greasy chip butty's brother) joins the cause.  Keep it coming boys and girls!

 Email :: 

Wednesday April 9th 2003


I don't want relationship.  I just want Bang Bang Bang.  

Warning: Has sound in the form of a song that may make your co-workers look at you funny, so probably best if you leave it until you get home.

 Email :: 

 

Tuesday April 8th 2003


Ok, technically it's stealing, but big stores see, they expect this type of thing.

(First link from a reader comes in at http://www.swfiua.co.uk - keep spreading the word!)

  Email :: 

 

Monday April 7th 2003


A minor setback at the weekend, but never-the-less, we march forward with the launch of http://www.swfiua.co.uk or for the liberal firewalls (http://www.sheffieldwednesdaysfuckeditupagain.co.uk). 

The aim of this site is to try and get a top 10 ranking in Google  for the phrase 'Sheffield Wednesday'.  Not surprisingly really, we can't promote this through 'official' United channels, but there are ways you can help.  There's information on the homepage and the about site, but basically, we need traffic and links.  If you support the cause, place a link on your site, let your friends know,  or email me for more information.

All together now:  Sheffield Wednesdays F***** It up again.

  Email :: 

 

Friday April 4th 2003


As it's Friday, why not waste the entire lunch hour, and then some.

NOTE: Sheffield United fans, remember to check back on here on Monday, I've been working on something very special......

Email :: 

 

Thursday April 3rd 2003


No need to bother with the BBC, Iraq-o-meter has all the latest information in one nifty page.

By the way, in these troubled times Greasy Chip Butty is spreading a little sugar by now accepting Oral Sex Donations which can be made by clicking the button on the right.  Go on.... click it....don't be scared...that's right baby!....you got it!.....oooh yeah!

Email :: 

 

Wednesday April 2nd 2003


How can something so simple, be so enjoyable.

Email :: 

 

Tuesday April 1st 2003


Remembrance day -  (Non regular viewers will not understand this - scroll to the bottom for the silly link)

We are better than them.  You are better than them. Never forget it.

Normal service is resumed  with: "My relationship to sheep is a bit ambivalent now. I like them, but not when they come flying through the air. I have a headache now."

 Email :: 

<<MARCH

Site Search

What is Greasy Chip Butty

A website of mostly irrelevant, sometimes funny, occasionally rude, and hardly ever political links, that I come across from time to time.  I try to make an entry most days, but this t'internet thingy, it's not as good as pubs or footie is it?

Unlike most weblogs, this entire site is updated by Frontpage and not Blogger/Movable Type.  It uses tables and not CSS and so may not look right in some browsers.  It will probably never, ever, validate to xhtml.  I thank you.

 

 

Archives

 

March 2003

February 2003

January 2003

December 2002

November 2002

October 2002

September 2002

August 2002

July 2002

June 2002

May 2002

April 2002

Visitor Number

  
 

Is he on t'internet?

 
 

Where do I sign?

 
 

From the photo album

Oral Sex Donations Accepted

Please feel free to make a donation by clicking on the button.

Oral Sex Donations Accepted

Common Keywords

As of 21st February

#reqs: search term

-----: -----------

2225: butty

912: chip

660: you

649: a

642: beastpaint

580: sex

492: greasy

437: bodypaint

436: cunt

403: are

377: fucking

346: i

332: girls

325: xylophone

321: the

299: male

296: big

289: my

267: ex

263: fur

257: suit

252: up

250: fag

247: girlfriend.com

218: smoke

218: spark

218: one

213: love

212: me

 

 09 : swiss