Greasy Chip Butty - "Absolutely bloody rubbish"

 

Friday February 28th


Word for Northerners.  Great laugh.  *Yawn* 

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Thursday February 27th


If you haven't heard about this yet - Where have you been? 

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W******y February 26th


Eric is Happy.

Eric is shy.

Eric is stressed out

Eric is probably single.

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Tuesday February 25th


Q: Why can it take up to 2 business days to call me?
A: We only have so many lesbians. Our lesbians are popular and often very busy. Some calls are almost immediate.

Sometimes it's the simplest things that will earn you your fortune.

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Monday February 24th


Almost 6 days and no-one called the police!!! (I often wonder why I bother!)

So the new greasy chip butty?  Like it?  If you do why not leave something in the or perhaps sign the guestmap which is now to the right rather than then left.

 I've archived the old style website, but look, I've spent 6 days changing all the links, and the format, unless you've got a good argument it's staying  ;-)

Even if I have offended you I still have six days worth of links to give you so, here we go: (If you really don't like it email me, we'll see what "we" can do.)

Why not to vote Tory.

Please tip your pizza driver

You'll never win this.

If you've ever bought from Amazon - and they've never let me down - why not search in style, and lets be right, if were going to do it lets do it in flash.  There is no affiliate link that will earn me millions here but look for Harlan Coben books, I can thoroughly recommend them.

A mate of mine is at Uni in Bournemouth and knows these lads who live in a student house together. They were trawling through their flatmate's PC and came across some MP3s with him singing on top. And so they made a website without his knowledge."

Lonely Socks.  It's so sad, lets not make fun of it.

AND THANKS KEZZA, IT'S NOT MUCH BUT I'M GLAD I MADE YOUR DAY (I'VE ONLY JUST GOT THE COMMENTS SECTION WORKING AGAIN!)!

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Tuesday February 18th


Cubicle Party.  Making working life fun again. 

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Sunday February 16th


Look, it's not that I was scared when I got 2/3rd's of the way through this story -  it was when I was 1/5th of the way through some of the other stories that really freaked me out. 

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Friday February 14th


Virtua Pikey.  I got as far as level 4 where the Pikey will "fight me for a pound".  

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Thursday February 13th


"Just like the poor, VD will always be with us and like herpes, just when you think its gone for good, it rears its ugly head once more. Yes, Valentine's Day is upon us once more: that special time of year when chocolate manufacturers and greetings card companies encourage you to demonstrate the extent of your fondness in cold, hard, cash (or the satin-hearted equivalent) on February 14th.  Fuck that."

On the eve of the big day, this could possibly be the best site I've ever linked to.  (Feel free to send me a card at blog@greasychipbutty.com!) 

ALERT - With one day and five hours to go, it would be criminal of me not to alert you as to when the bidding - which currently stands at $15,699.00 - ends on this [best David Dickinson voice] fantastic lott.   

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W*******y February 12th 


I was born in the Year

1976

And my favorite color is Three
Take the flooble Birth-Year Quiz

Take the flooble birth year quiz.  So bad, it's actually quite good. 

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Tuesday February 11th 


Warning:  The contents of this animation may not be suitable for young children or the Welsh.  

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Monday February 10th


This is amazing.  I have no idea how it works.  Stare at the picture and within about 20-30 seconds you can see a boat in the background.   Amazing. 

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Saturday February 8th


Could this advert be any worse? 

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Friday February 7th


Don't go anywhere this season without your pocket Arnold.  

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Thursday February 6th


Germans begin playing a song that will last 639 years.  Still, at least it keeps them off the streets and invading Poland. 

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W*******y February 5th


Will someone please tell me how to get off level 25!  

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Tuesday February 4th


Nice - Tits (.org.) 

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Sunday February 2nd


Blimy, that was a big one!

If your thinking of sending a celebrity a valentines card, make sure you go to sleepwithastar (.com) and make sure you send it to a compatible  star.  Liz Hurley, will be the lucky girl for me this year...

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What is Greasy Chip Butty

A website of mostly irrelevant, sometimes funny, occasionally rude, and hardly ever political links, that I come across from time to time.  I try to make an entry most days, but this t'internet thingy, it's not as good as pubs or footie is it?

Unlike most weblogs, this entire site is updated by Frontpage and not Blogger/Movable Type.  It uses tables and not CSS and so may not look right in some browsers.  It will probably never, ever, validate to xhtml.  I thank you.

 

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