Why greasy chip butty?

I got an official warning by my employers for sending an email I received at work about this subject.    Now whilst, I agree, in a corporate sense of the word I shouldn't have done it, lets be fair, I don't think Dr. Mengle will be too worried about me dominating his empire.

Anyway, working in IT I come across loads of stuff like this everyday and sometimes looking at rubbish like this stops you going   crazy.  Therefore, to avoid the sack, but to amuse the masses greasychipbutty.com was born.  But let's get a few things straight:

1) I've got a job (just), which means that this site will only be updated when I get the time.

2) I'll try to avoid stuff that would be offensive to the general masses, but hey, if I can get an official warning from work, I can certainly offend the sensible, so take care in using the site, and remember you opted to click the link, I didn't tell you too (unless you have a union representative with you at the hearing!)

No, but why greasy chip butty?

Your intelligent, good looking and charming.   I'm sure just clicking here will give you all the info you want.

How do I email you?

By clicking here

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As of the 1st of December these were the most popular used keywords to find Greasy Chip Butty.

#reqs: search term -----: ----------- 490: butty 

315: sex 

302: chip 

217: bodypaint 

208: greasy 

182: beastpaint 

174: suit 

174: fur 

148: male 

135: ex 

101: jacksons 

100: generator 

96: karyn.com 

96: name 

96: pornstar 

92: i 

91: michael 

88: girlfriend 

82: you 

81: my 

80: face 

79: girlfriend.com 

79: your 

76: avoiding 

74: save 

59: love 

53: girls 

52: picture 

47: phone 

46: me

Friday January 31st

Watch this.  Thoroughly depressed?    Now watch this (don't forget to change the music and stop it using the button).  Feeling better now?  Good!

  Thursday January 30th

Is sir or madam feeling a little down?  In that case may I suggest kicking the living S**t out of someone?

  Wednesday January 29th

Cigarette Lighter for your PC.  Most excellent. 

  Tuesday January 28th

Send this to your paranoid computer illiterate work colleagues and watch them panic!  

On Sunday, it's my birthday and your all invited,  to my birthday party on Saturday (provided of course you can all make your way to Windsor, UK, put yourself up for the night and find us!)  If you can't make it, don't worry, I wont be offended, but why not make my day and sign my guestmap? You never know once you've done that and found out it's not so bad, you could post something in the  section, or have I gone to far? ;-)

Monday January 27th

EVERYONE should read the 'The 86 rules of boozing' from the superb moderndrunkardmagazine.com 

Sunday January 26th

If I wanted to re-brand Greasy Chip Butty it would be called ruina - power through drive.  I know this because whatbrandareyou.com told me so.

  Friday January 24th

Since I started Greasy Chip Butty I've seen, and been sent, some really great stuff which we should be thankful to the Internet for.   This however, has got to be the most pointless and bizarre thing I've seen to date.

  Thursday January 23rd

Despite my telling all my friends NOT to send non work related emails to my work account (for the reasons highlighted on the left), this turned up today.  Titled 'The Truth' it is a very accurate title, especially Number 16, which I don't think I'll ever forget! 

  Wednesday January 22nd

Who would want to be a sperm?  18 people did at the time I was there! 

  Tuesday January 21st

Look, but don't touch. I didn't even reach player status :( . 

  Monday January 20th

3 - 1 GET IN! 

  Friday January 17th

Compare your measly salary compared to major stars.  Truly depressing.

  Thursday January 16th

Probably not something you'd usually expect to find on this site but I was quite worried that I had failed this online colour blindness test.  As it happens, more than 80% of the population have the same as me.  Just go's to show. Check it out.

  Wednesday January 15th

Hi Honey I'm home.

Had a great time, spoilt only by the fact that my 2 digital camera flash cards went missing right at the very end of the holiday with 400 photos on them.  I know it's a long shot but if anyone from Coffs Harbour to Sydney Airport to Melbourne Airport to Singapore to Heathrow finds 2 flash cards with pictures of cricket and drunken blokes, send me an email!

To set us off for the new year I've been sent two links from a reader.  Lethal Llama and Litterbox.  Fleming, I like your style.  Lets do lunch sometime. 

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