Monday 30th September

Friday January 31st

Watch this. Thoroughly depressed? Now watch this (don't forget to change the music and stop it using the button). Feeling better now? Good!

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Tuesday February 18th

Cubicle Party. Making working life fun again.

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Sunday February 16th

Look, it's not that I was scared when I got 2/3rd's of the way through this story - it was when I was 1/5th of the way through some of the other stories that really freaked me out.

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Friday February 14th

Virtua Pikey. I got as far as level 4 where the Pikey will "fight me for a pound".

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Thursday February 13th

"Just like the poor, VD will always be with us and like herpes, just when you think its gone for good, it rears its ugly head once more. Yes, Valentine's Day is upon us once more: that special time of year when chocolate manufacturers and greetings card companies encourage you to demonstrate the extent of your fondness in cold, hard, cash (or the satin-hearted equivalent) on February 14th. Fuck that."

On the eve of the big day, this could possibly be the best site I've ever linked to. (Feel free to send me a card at blog@greasychipbutty.com!)

ALERT - With one day and five hours to go, it would be criminal of me not to alert you as to when the bidding - which currently stands at $15,699.00 - ends on this [best David Dickinson voice] fantastic lott.

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Wednesday February 12th

I was born in the Year

1976

And my favorite color is Three

Take the flooble Birth-Year Quiz

Take the flooble birth year quiz. So bad, it's actually quite good.

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Tuesday February 11th

Warning: The contents of this animation may not be suitable for young children or the Welsh.

Monday February 10th

This is amazing. I have no idea how it works. Stare at the picture and within about 20-30 seconds you can see a boat in the background. Amazing.

Saturday February 8th

Could this advert be any worse?

Friday February 7th

Don't go anywhere this season without your pocket Arnold.

Thursday February 6th

Germans begin playing a song that will last 639 years. Still, at least it keeps them off the streets and invading Poland.

Wednesday February 5th

Will someone please tell me how to get off level 25!

Tuesday February 4th

Nice - Tits (.org.)

Sunday February 2nd

Blimy, that was a big one!

If your thinking of sending a celebrity a valentines card, make sure you go to sleepwithastar (.com) and make sure you send it to a compatible star. Liz Hurley, will be the lucky girl for me this year...

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A website of mostly irrelevant, sometimes funny, occasionally rude, and hardly ever political links, that I come across from time to time. I try to make an entry most days, but this t'internet thingy, it's not as good as pubs or footie is it?

Unlike most weblogs, this entire site is updated by Frontpage and not Blogger/Movable Type. It uses tables and not CSS and so may not look right in some browsers. It will probably never, ever, validate to xhtml and css. I thank you.