Greasy Chip Butty - "Absolutely bloody rubbish"

 

Thursday  July 31st 2003


A quiz made for every greasy chip butty regular.  

Are you a drunk?  This survey will show how big of a drunk you are.

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Tuesday  July 29th 2003


If you've got 4 friends (or even if you haven't) you could do worse than while away the time until the pub opens by playing 4D Pong.

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Monday  July 28th 2003


Getting laid off  - Really sucks.

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Sunday  July 27th 2003


This game contains scenes of mild nudity. (But the sound effects are good.)

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Tuesday  July 22nd 2003


Have free fun in Scotland (but only if your a girl)

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Friday  July 18th 2003


You see - there is a God and he works in mysterious ways.....(Thanks to my #1 fan for the link!)

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Thursday  July 17th 2003


Jesus Tax.  Works FOR you.  Try it sometime!

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Wednesday  July 16th 2003


Pebwages - the virtual mall of the weird.

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Tuesday  July 15th 2003


Plenty to see and go over here.  Just have a click around.

Oh, and for reasons too long to go into here, I ended up at Stonehenge at the weekend.  I don't know about this but certainly it was just a shitty load of old rocks and no bar.  I made a mistake going, I warn you not to do the same thing.  It's shit.

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Friday  July 11th 2003


It's worth sticking with the article and reading it al the way to the end.

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Thursday  July 10th 2003


You know that annoying paper clip that winks at you and says 'It looks like your writing a letter' as soon as you type 'Dear' into Word?  Annoying isn't it.  Chuck rubber bands and other stuff at the little shit then!

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Wednesday  July 9th 2003


Why didn't I ever get taught anything like this at school?!?

(This link is also a reminder to anyone that likes this site, they can donate oral sex to me by simply clicking on the button on the right .  Regular donators please note however, that like blood donors, you can never get too much!)

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Tuesday  July 8th 2003


Silence of the Lambs - The muscial.  I personally think 'Put the Fucking Lotion in the basket' is destined for greatness.

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Wednesday  July 2nd 2003


I dare you - dare you -  to look at this and not back away from your monitor wincing and saying 'Oh God! - . Errrgh!".  If you don't wince (or your the sick twat who found GCB whilst searching for 'Bob the Builder Porn'), get the fuck off my website!

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Tuesday  July 1st 2003


Sonic the Hedgehog.  Just like you remembered it.

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What is Greasy Chip Butty

A website of mostly irrelevant, sometimes funny, occasionally rude, and hardly ever political links, that I come across from time to time.  I try to make an entry most days, but this t'internet thingy, it's not as good as pubs or footie is it?

Unlike most weblogs, this entire site is updated by Frontpage and not Blogger/Movable Type.  It uses tables and not CSS and so may not look right in some browsers.  It will probablyTh never, ever, validate to xhtml.  I thank you.

 

 

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