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Sunday March
30th 2003
Some people shouldn't be allowed on the
Internet. This is one
of them. Disturbing.
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Saturday March
29th 2003
Did TV really look that
crap? Looking through the site as well it wasn't just me
who had the shit scared out of them by this
then.
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Friday March
28th 2003
The
best excuse ever made. Fact.
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Thursday March
27th 2003
From Sky News....
"Umm Qasr is a city similar to Southampton," UK defence
minister GeoffHoon said in the Commons yesterday. "He's either
never been toSouthampton, or he's never been to Umm Qasr" says
a British squaddie patrolling Umm Qasr.
Another soldier added: "There's no
beer, no
prostitutes and people are shooting at us. It's more like
Portsmouth".
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Wednesday March
26th 2003
Good idea, although just a little bit
disturbing, don't you think?
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Tuesday March
25th 2003
Why waste valuable money on drink, when
you can make your own Absinthe
at half the cost.
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Monday March
24th 2003
Looks like any other sunday
league football pitch in the middle of February, to be honest.
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Friday March
21st 2003
24 year old girl still has a baby
tooth. 24 year old decides to pull out tooth. 24 year
old keeps diary and publishes pictures of her 'project'.
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Thursday March
20th 2003
With war imminent (it could well have
started by the time you read this), is good to know that the
American Capitalism Machine is still in full
flow.
(BTW the Google link from yesterday has
been knocked off #1 spot, so the instructions below now won't
work. The direct link is here.)
Question: To the guy who
yesterday found this site by typing the keywords 'How do I dump my
girlfriend.' How did it go?
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Wednesday March
19th 2003
Cameron Diaz: YOU
SELFISH BITCH!!!
Topical: Type 'French
Military victories into Google
and hit the 'I'm feeling lucky' button. Still if the French
are upset at that, at least if this site gets it's own way, they'll
be getting the Statue of
Liberty back.
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Tuesday March
18th 2003
Instead of telling you the endings to
films, if moviespoiler (.com) would have told me Planet of the Apes
is one of the worst films in the world, I wouldn't have wasted 2
hours of my life.
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Monday March
17th 2003
supermodelswithseethroughtops
(.com) is
probably not what you think it is at first glance....
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Saturday
March 15th 2003
I hope
this guy was just having a bad day, as I would trade my job 5
times over to do what he does. Watch cricket and write a
paragraph every over. Does life get any
better? (He could have been watching the red
and white wizards I suppose.....)
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Friday
March 14th 2003
If I wasn't traveling back to Sheffield
for my parents ruby wedding, I'd love to have gone on this
party.
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Thursday
March 13th 2003
Flea cartoons. Basic but sometimes
very, very funny.
This cartoon should change everyday. If there is a good response in the
section, I'll keep it on home page. Over to you....
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Wednesday
March 12th 2003
I don't know why I enjoyed this,
I just did. (Actually I do know - double click the word
plastic in the 'Picture yourself plastic' text at the top of the
screen ;-) )
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Tuesday
March 11th 2003
Proof, if it were needed, that Scotland
is full of nutters.
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Monday
March 10th 2003
KABBA!!
An
extremely violent shoot-em-up
from Denmark. Which is nice.
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Saturday
March 8th 2003
Ralph Waldo Emerson boldly states, "Don't be too timid and
squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment."
In May of 1995, I suddenly found myself smack in the middle of a
very unusual 'life experiment.' I deposited a junk mail check into
my ATM and to my absolute dismay, it cashed. Thus began the wildest
adventure I've ever been on in my life.
Be warned - it took me over an hour to read all
of this, but like a good book, I couldn't put it down.
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Thursday
March 6th
2003
It's all very 'Dude wheres my Car' but was
entertaining
for a few minutes. Until you get bored.
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Wednesday
March 5th
2003
He's took a lot of stick, and I don't blame
him for standing down. At the end of the day there are a lot worse
things going on in Zimbabwe than a cricket match, and I personally
wouldn't have gone. That's what has cost us when all is said and
done. I hope he doesn't get remembered as a captain that 'lost' the
game to the Aussies as that would be unfair, had his tactics have worked
he would have been hailed as a genius. You win some, you loose
some.
Anyway, back to normal, and what better way
to get back to normal (other than deciding what to watch on SKY TV now
England are out) than watching
a bunch of big headed economists watch eagerly as you draw a chart on a
page.
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Tuesday
March 4th
2003
KISA
HITLERS - Which I can only presume means 'Cat's that look like
Hitler'.
As for the Pakistan hopes to save England, this
doesn't look to promising, although, I wonder why they allowed to play
football when Wasim Akram claims "This happens all the time when we
play soccer".
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Monday
March 3rd
2003
"The path of the righteous man is
beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of
evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly
his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will
strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who
attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name
is the Lord when I lay
my vengeance upon thee."
Ezekiel 25:17
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Sunday
March 2nd 2003
How the f*** did we loose that?
Perhaps the England team can take lessons
in improvisation from football to see what you can really do if
you put your mind to it. (warning: .mpg download).
COME ON PAKISTAN (Although, don't 'come
on' that well, obviously)
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Saturday
March 1st 2003
After tonight,
what kind of Blade are you?
"You
really are a true Blade. Nothing stands in the way of a regular
liaison with your greatest love - the Red and White Wizards.
You want success for your team, but one thing matters above all else -
beating Wednesday."
The
BBC Paid someone to do this - I would have done it for free!
Thanks
for the link Hamburg Blade (Via Viewpoints)
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website of mostly irrelevant, sometimes funny, occasionally rude, and
hardly ever political links, that I come across from time to time.
I try to make an entry most days, but this t'internet thingy, it's not
as good as pubs or footie is it?
Unlike most
weblogs, this entire site is updated by Frontpage and not Blogger/Movable
Type. It uses tables and not CSS and so may not look right in some
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