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Thursday May 29th 2003 Art, or just plain old crap. I got 5/16. Email :: Wednesday May 28th 2003 To make up for a recent lack of updates, here's a few links Why keep your credit cards to yourself when you can let the whole world see them? Woman puts baby in washing machine. How do you tell if a jellyfish is deadly. Let it sting you and see if you die. Other good quotes on this quite good frogger type game. Email :: Thursday May 22nd 2003 Make your own ransom notes, if for example, you manage to kidnap a millionaire. Email :: Wednesday May 21st 2003 Run your own Lemonade stand online. Surprisingly compelling. Email :: Tuesday May 20th 2003 It doesn't go into text spk but if you want to know what the yoof are today are speaking this could be your lucky day. Email :: Thursday May 15th 2003 Blast Billiards. Good game. Well Done. Email :: Wednesday May 14th 2003 Make your own Iraqi Information Minister News Reel. Like this Email :: Tuesday May 13th 2003 Trainspottting Simulator. Why hang around Marshalling Yards when you can do it in the comfort of your own home? Email :: Saturday May 10th 2003 Clay Kitten Shooting. Cute. Email :: Friday May 9th 2003 Shakes head sorrowfully and admits to getting old, but, "Well done fella!" Email :: Thursday May 8th 2003 It is quite worrying that I either have, or could see myself having these types of arguments with women. Email :: Wednesday May 7th 2003 It will only keep you amused for what, 1 (possibly 2 if your bored) go, but add your word to the other pile of words. Email :: Tuesday May 6th 2003 The British version of Superman scares off 'yoofs' in Tunbridge Wells. Doesn't seem to have the same effect does it! Also thanks to a male reader who donated 5 acts of Oral Sex to me with the message 'I love you - enjoy it'. It's not quite what I was after but thanks never the less! Other readers can donate by clicking button on the right. Email :: Sunday May 4th 2003 Brimingham? It's not shit! It is. I've been there. Email :: Saturday May 3rd 2003 Sorry about yesterday - I had the shits. Anyway. Want to play Iraqi most wanted Solitar? Why just click here, my dear. Email :: Thursday May 1st 2003 It's local election day in the UK, but would you vote for this man? Email :: <<APRIL		Site Search


		What is Greasy Chip Butty
		A website of mostly irrelevant, sometimes funny, occasionally rude, and hardly ever political links, that I come across from time to time. I try to make an entry most days, but this t'internet thingy, it's not as good as pubs or footie is it? Unlike most weblogs, this entire site is updated by Frontpage and not Blogger/Movable Type. It uses tables and not CSS and so may not look right in some browsers. It will probably never, ever, validate to xhtml. I thank you.

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