Dog with the 12-inch ears. Picture included!

Black Pudding Olymipcs. Why was this not on Sky Sports?

I never knew DJ'ing was sooo easy.

Telescope Game. Better than it actually sounds.

2nd of February.

Thats my birthday. If your wondering what to buy me the following would be ideal. Dont install the Japanesse language font, I'm sure you can work it out from the pictures.

Gaye Males, Associate Broker Snigger.

A good remake of the classic Minesweeper.

Counting Sheep. LOL :-)

www.nsfw.com means Not Safe For Work. You have been warned.

Russian wants to sell Hitler's 'penis'. Can someone lend me £12,000? I could set up Hitlers Cock Musuem, and people would come from miles around to see it. I can't fail to see how this wont make money.

eBay item 3627872872

"Official wind from Hurricane Isabel captured by 'Cane Capturers- the only ones to bring you 'real' hurricane atmosphere. This wind was captured off southern Hatteras Island around 11:44am on Thursday 9/18/2003 when the storm was at its height. "

You could have a 'reight gud drink out of one of these.

STOP PRESS: Shots fired in US school. No one one injured.

MAN CUTS OFF PENIS TO TEACH WIFE A LESSON

You can spend ages reading this.

Downloading claim against granny dropped

She was supposed to have downloaded 2000 songs...
One of which was a rap song called I'm a thug....
On her macintosh PC....
Which cannot run Kazza anyway.

Lisa: And I'm studying for the math fair. If I win, I'll bring home a brand new protractor.
Homer: Too bad we don't live on a farm."

A comprehensive list of maths references that have been used in the Simpsons.

The Mars (bar) Project. In case your interested.

Microsofts new advertising campaign in launched.

A new virus is spreading like hotfire. Make sure you areaware of it.

Worlds most beautiful feet found. Apparently she ran off with the title! I make myself laugh sometimes.

Troops abroad, Aslyum seekers, lack of affordable housing, the Euro question? All things you would expect our MP's to be talking about. But no. *Shakes head and wonders what the world is coming too*

FHM - Why do you Lie to me!! I probably still would though....

I've never really been a fan of Table Football since I was beaten by a girl when I was about 13. Oh the shame. This is quite enjoyable though, and you can keep the results to yourself.

IS THIS THE WORLD'S MOST STUPID MAN?

COMPAQ Support Library Makes you wonder what else they get that the dont put in the FAQ.

How to Use Office Bored Games in Three Easy Steps.

1. Find some colleagues
2. Decide which of the many games to play
3. Waste the rest of the day playing them

Hangman for the mentally disabled. It took me about 7 turns to get the joke, but it made me laugh when I did.

What the commentry really wason the Apollo 11 mission to the moon. Well, at least it would have been if i was doing it.

Operation Slaps. Brings the old playground game into the 21st century. Very cool.

This should keep you busy for most of the afternoon.

2 dudes have an argument.

"A U.S. soldier shot dead a rare Bengal tiger at Baghdad zoo after the animal injured a colleague who was trying to feed it through the cage bars. Cheers Lads!:"

The Ultimate Guide to Shooting Rubber Bands and I thought I had too much time on my hands......

Tourettes Syndrome Barbie. It was only a matter of time really...

If your trying to make a movie on the cheap then this online movie trailer maker will be just the job for you.

If cats were rock stars.... Thanks to Fleming for the link.

Tell the world your work stories.Totally Off The Record, of course.

Shaun. This is the last time. You pay for your fucking drugs in future!

Google Search? Ogle Search just cuts out the middle man....

The plane is always losing altitude, your job is to land it. A lot harder than it first looks (control using the arrow keys)

This David Blaine assassination game is good on it's own, but the death scence is what really makes it great.

You should not be here. Please go away. Oh. Ok.

The new office revolution. Sneak up behind an unsuspecting colleage and disco dance behind them whilst they carry on with their humdrum tasks. Ladies and Gentlemen, Stealth Disco has arrived.

Boy Hitchhikes 1,250 miles to meet up with girl he met on holiday...no, I wont spoil it for you.

A Simple Question of Hot: Simon or Hitler?. Turns out it's Hiter....

Gloria Estefan is appalled by Blaine's nappy although Adam Ant is apparently planning a comeback to tempt him down from his box by the 'power of punk'.

Tomrrow is International Talk Like A Pirate Day. Make sure you put the posters up at work to make sure all ye shipmates be knowin' 'bout it. Yarr!

Well, I'll bet your wondering where I've been! Well, OK probably not, but for the record this is what happened....

I decided to take a bit of a break from Greasy Chip Butty in August as I was off on my hols (I know, I should have told you, you were probably worried sick!), but after getting back much to my delight I found out that my hosting company had gone bankrupt. Therefore the domain names were all basically up sh*t creek! I then had to organise every domain name through Nominet and after setting everything up and faxing signed forms backwards and forwards it was then 3 weeks before the first one even got processed!

Anyway, I decided to give Greasy Chip Butty a revamp and finally make it automated through Blogger. What this means is that rather than have to post to GCB at home, I can do it anywhere so whereas before there may well have only been one post per day, now there could be as many as I like as the process is fully automated and I can do it from any PC.

So, Greasy Chip Butty is back in business and needs your help. If you find a site which could be worthy of including in GCB please email me at blog@greasychipbutty.com and I'll slap it up. The recent downtime will mean that any email sent to me at either GCB or personally will have been rejected. I wasn't ignoring you, I just didn't have access so feel free to get back in touch - I don't bite!

Now we're back up and running and as of tomorrow it will be business as usual so tell all your friends to come and visit, just make sure they bring a bottle ;-)