Greasy Chip Butty

.:: Friday, October 31, 2003

It's Friday, have a stab at this....

Twelve little words: Each of the clues below spells out a different word, but can you work out what each word is? Put your guesses in the comments box below and I'll put the answers up later on.

1) 61 x 9464683
2) Papa Hotel Oscar November Echo Tango India Charlie
3) 261.6 Hz, down 3 semitones, up a tone, up an octave, down a tone, down a tone, down 3 semitones.
4) Argon Selenium Nickel Carbon
5) K E Y B O A R D
6) .. -. ... .--. . -.-. - --- .-.
7) Relief Brick 'Orses Mo Leather Husband
8) blue rectangle on white background; left half white, right half red; black circle on yellow background; white rectangle on blue background
9) 1009
10) flag to the right; flag down to the left and flag up to the right; flag down to the left; flag down to the right
11) Birmingham, London, East Anglia, Wales, Luton & Northampton
12) place thumb and index finger at either end of index finger; touch tip of index finger; touch tip of thumb; place first two fingers together across index finger"

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.:: Wednesday, October 29, 2003

If Golf isn't your thing, there is always 10 pin bowling.

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Stoke Park Club. About the only golf club that would have me. I'm sure you can fit 18 holes in at lunch.

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Emode Matchmaking: Full Profile: "Jimbob1234 : Ladies, You know you want me "

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Like all good things on the internet, the popular stuff falls victim to bandwidth restrictions. Ben's quality link about the end of the world from Sunday however, lives on. Catch it while you can!

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.:: Tuesday, October 28, 2003

The Degree Confluence Project. I enjoyed it, but only because I'm a bit of a geek for maps and stuff. Could be a bit heavy going for the regular Greasy Chip Butty reader.

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FreakyTrigger - Popular: "The UK's 950+ Number One Hits since 1952, reviewed, in order, irregularly, for as long as I can bear to keep doing it. A history of pop in the shape of a chart. "

Hopefully this will run and run.

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For about the past 10 years Christmas has sold it's soul to commercialism, reinforced today with finding out Superdrug having their Deccys up already. I really thought Walkers had hit on a winner with these, but then realised they were available from the 16th September!!! 16th September FFS!!! I dont know whether to laugh or cry....

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Conker Season! Huzzah.

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Official Web Goat Clock. Goats tgat can tell the time. Handy if you've lost your watch.

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.:: Sunday, October 26, 2003

Ben says it's big but funny and he has come up with the goods a few time lately. Good work fella. Probably broadband only but well worth it. PMSL

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.:: Friday, October 24, 2003

The Turnpike Prank: Avoiding Tolls On The Massachusetts Turnpike. PMSL.

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10 Geekiest hobbies ever. Apart from the odd scrapbook when younger and having watched Star Wars, I come out pretty well. Not all readers of GCB will though, especially those many hundreds who for some reason are searching google for 'beastpaint' as 2. Furries/Plushies will almost certainly gain you a point.

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.:: Thursday, October 23, 2003

Compare the new features of MS Office with previous versions.

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Sorry it's been a bit light around here recently, I've had a cold you see. Anywhow onto more serious matters of 'My supersonic seat cost £800 of biscuits'

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.:: Monday, October 20, 2003

Kids Play. What would happen if you forced the Playstation generation to play 70's and 80's arcade games. Wonder no more.

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UrbanDictionary.com - Cheese eating surrender monkeys

In the singular usage it more generally refers to a person holding French citizenship. More specifically, to a Frenchman holding an opinion that is deemed (by the listener) as unsupportive - especially regarding foreign policy or military matters.

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.:: Friday, October 17, 2003

Balloon Hunter. Theres a good ten minutes worth of fun over here.

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Juggling simulation. I'm about as good at this as I am the real thing. Crap.

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Unconscious Mutterings : "

Timeshare:: Con
Accounts:: Payable
Temptation:: Apple
Hack:: journalist
Shadow:: dark
Infection:: sore
800:: route
Infidelity:: cheat
Springfield:: cool
Gardener::old man

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.:: Thursday, October 16, 2003

Oh the irony! Americans probably wouldn't understand it.

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BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Sophie Ellis Bextor has been found dead in a French footballers hotel. The police are calling it Murder on Zidanes Floor.

Coat.

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Yes! We have no bananas. Not really that interesting, it's just that I've always wanted to say that and never really had the chance to bring it into normal conversation.

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Crazy Drunk Guy. Crazy, and most proabably drunk.

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Fan Reaches Out and Robs Cubs. I dont know much (anything) about baseball, but turns out this fan in reaching out and catching a ball when one of his fielders was attempting the same catch, cost his team the world series. Idiot!

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.:: Wednesday, October 15, 2003

Third Reich in Ruins. Not the usual thing you would expect to see on here, but interesting never the less (if you like that kind of thing).

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BBC NEWTh | England | London | Eubank'th arretht over Iraq protetht

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.:: Tuesday, October 14, 2003

Was the Wife of King Henry VIII Guilty of Adultery? [STOP THE IRRITATING NOISE BY SCROLLING TO THE BOTTOM AND TURNING IT OFF OR JUST LOWER YOUR SPEAKERS FOR A WHILE]

I found this last night whilst looking up Henry VIII's Children (dont ask why .... oh OK, I was reading a TV guide on the toilet that it said he had a son, and knowing as all English people should do that Elizabeth I ruled after him wondered what happened to him, being the next natural sucessor and all). Anyhow, I stumbled upon this absolutly fanstastic article. Well you may not think so but read it all the way through as though you are someone (perhaps a young child, using the internet perhaps for a history lesson - it is top ranking in Google for 'Henry 8th Children') and wait until you get to the last couple of paragraphs before the author brings his conclusions to the fore. I *think* this is how Hitler got to power. I could be wrong. Looking back I dont know why, but I literally was laughing my bollocks off!

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Pie Eating Contest is it impossible to beat 19?

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.:: Monday, October 13, 2003

Guardian Unlimited | Notes and Queries Very interesting.

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You may not regret visiting Script-o-rama now but you will, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life. [FADE to Rick and police officer walking onto a foggy runway]

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Thanks to The Phobia List I know that I have Coulrophobia. Now, isn't that nice?

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.:: Friday, October 10, 2003

So what does $87,000,000,000.00 actually look like?

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QUICK! QUICK! Catch the most important news ever before it's too late!

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.:: Thursday, October 09, 2003

Random pub crawls generator. I predict 90% of all pub crawl arguments will now be ended.

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What David Blaine really thinks.

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Watch stick people get runover by cars. It's fun. Honest.

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Arrested?1?!?!?! What is the world coming to?

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Five things that sucked about Lord of the Rings. 2. Not enough Lesbians. In fact, there weren't any.

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.:: Wednesday, October 08, 2003

Confess your sins over at grouphug.us. Very theraputic.

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.:: Monday, October 06, 2003

The benefits of getting into thePremier League are all too obvious.

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.:: Friday, October 03, 2003

Utterly pointless but much fun!

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Amazon.com: Customer Reviews: Sex, Freud and Folly: The Truth About Psychotherapy by Martin Wank.

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Do not worry.

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A Bear wanders into town and get stuck up a tree. The only way they can get it down is put a trampoline underneath the tree and shoot it with a tranquilliser dart. Words dont do it justice.

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2 scousers in a taxi talking about whether or not Eddie Murphy is a crane driver. The internet was made for stuff like this.

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BBC LEARNING - BORING BORING BORING Quite good fun.

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It's World Smile Day!

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.:: Thursday, October 02, 2003

Thanks for the link Ben. Shoot as much as you want, but I recommend, for madam, the 'G' button to throw a grenade. It will make madam's stay here so much more brief.

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Say Cheese!

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SkyHigh Airlines. The new Easyjet.

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100 phots that changed the world. Save it for lunchtime and enjoy.

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Come friendly bombs and fall on Slough.

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.:: Wednesday, October 01, 2003

Weight Loss Boosts Mood in the Severely Obese You jest surely!!!

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Gamers want police to track down 'muggers' who steal their on-line spells and potions. And while where at it a virtual world called Norratth is estimated to be the 77th richest country in the world ahead of Bulgaria and just behind Russia.

*What is happening to the world!*

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Looking for some Uranium? Click here!

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