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| .:: Friday, February 27, 2004 |
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Fred Flintsone meets Raging Bull Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 6:32 PM Add a |
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Amazon.co.uk: Books: Hello Sailor
A childrens book about a gay sailor, waiting for his boyfriend to come back. How queer. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 6:23 PM Add a |
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Singing (and swearing) cactus.
Superb. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 6:07 PM Add a |
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Some people take things like this far too seriously. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 12:17 PM Add a |
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Thank you for the link Adam Dean.
There now follows a message between me and Adam Dean that the rest of the (male) word will thank me for. Dont send me anything like that again. The entire purpose of this this site is too get more oral sex - not less OK? Thanks for the link anyway ;-) Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 12:33 AM Add a |
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| .:: Thursday, February 26, 2004 |
Tiger Tim Anyone? Anyone? Buler? Anyone? Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 11:01 PM Add a |
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'I blagged my way through, reading a torn-up textbook and ad libbing' Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 3:13 PM Add a |
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1) Stare at the center of the Trip Wonker for at least ten seconds. (Your eyes will want to look away, but focus on the center as intently as you can.)
2) Stare at any solid object in your house and watch it warp! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 12:04 PM Add a |
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| .:: Wednesday, February 25, 2004 |
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Oh well done sir!
^^ That bit up there is only for Geeks. Thank you. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:00 PM Add a |
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God. The Writer.
I did not know that. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 1:30 PM Add a |
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PLEASE. PLEASE. COME. TO. ENGLAND. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 12:02 AM Add a |
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| .:: Tuesday, February 24, 2004 |
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If he's ever sober enough to actually look at Greasy Chip Butty I think he'd like it in here. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 9:29 PM Add a |
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Disco Lights in your own home via your TV! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 4:42 PM Add a |
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Will you marry me?
No! hahahahahahaha Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 4:39 PM Add a |
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Recycling in Lancaster University Computing Department
All quite good advice until right at the very last minute, they loose concentration. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 4:36 PM Add a |
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Sunny View
It seems that sometimes when you load this page up you are asked if you want to install something called 'Sunny View Access' This is nothing to do with me - don't install it! If anyone knows why it is happening, please do let me know. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 2:09 PM Add a |
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| .:: Monday, February 23, 2004 |
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A special B3ta image challenge. By all accounts there are hundreds of images of the 1936 Berlin games that have gone missing, and although Coca Cola was heavily involved in the games, photos of their involvment have mysterously vanished. Funny that eh?
This was my input 
Surely after Kes, this is the greatest film of all time? Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 9:15 PM Add a |
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I'm a celebrity - get me out of here! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:13 PM Add a |
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Japanese Drum Machine. They seem to do everything better over there. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 6:55 PM Add a |
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Porn, in a page about credit cards?
Yes, but can you find it? Instant fame and fortune for the winner*! (Not 100% true.) Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 6:53 PM Add a |
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| .:: Sunday, February 22, 2004 |
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Stroke It.
Go onnnnnnnnn. You know you want to. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 10:37 PM Add a |
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www.letsgetcunted.co.uk
"What did Rommel say to his men before they got cunted?" No you'll just have to click above. (Oh and while were at it we may as well have rent-a-cunt.com to boot. (Safe for work - well, as long as your not bothered about your IT administrator looking at the logs [Logs! He said Logs! Ha Ha!] and finding out you visited rent-a-cunt.com) Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 10:28 PM Add a |
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El Emigrante Whats it really like being a Mexican?
With Tequilla and Fajita's why would they ever try and get in a country with Big Macs and Fries? Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 9:29 PM Add a |
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The following images are graphic in nature!
This site contains links to adult-oriented material. (i.e. graphic sports injury photos.) [Theres also some NSFW banners) You read that and you still clicked it? Pretty cool eh? Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 9:25 PM Add a |
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It shouldn't be funny. It really shouldn't. But it is. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 9:02 PM Add a |
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Say no more!
Will always be funny. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 9:00 PM Add a |
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My first post to the B3ta challenge 'Software that should have been invented. You can read the comments here Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:48 PM Add a |
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| .:: Saturday, February 21, 2004 |
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Must. Smash. Up. Computer. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 6:33 PM Add a |
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These Little Pigs
All in all, a beautiful game. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 6:28 PM Add a |
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| .:: Friday, February 20, 2004 |
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Question:
What mechanism (if any) causes extra drunkenness when drinks are mixed?" Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:08 AM Add a |
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Click the balls to start and have fun! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:03 AM Add a |
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| .:: Thursday, February 19, 2004 |
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Reading Arts - Event Information Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 2:13 PM Add a |
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 My inner child is sixteen years old!
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| .:: Wednesday, February 18, 2004 |
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The Russian black market hits eBay Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 10:08 PM Add a |
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ihategnomes(.com)
I don't but, it wasted five minutes. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 9:33 PM Add a |
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How refreshing.
*Phone rings* Can I speak to Mr. Greasy Chip Butty. Speaking. Hello, this is Freeserve. We were just ringing to see if you have experienced any problems with your broadband connection. No, None at all. [Wait's for innevitable sales pitch] Great. Well if you do have any problems, dont hesitate to get in touch. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 6:33 PM Add a |
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OutKast smash hit causes concern for Polaroid experts. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 6:25 PM Add a |
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| .:: Tuesday, February 17, 2004 |
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I dont know why she swallowed a fly. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:12 AM Add a |
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Animals on the Underground Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:09 AM Add a |
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What are you doing here? Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:07 AM Add a |
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| .:: Monday, February 16, 2004 |
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Academic fights for un-PC humour
I hope he suceeds. I may then not be sent straight to the gates of hell for pissing myself (literally) at this. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:20 PM Add a |
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| .:: Sunday, February 15, 2004 |
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Penguins, thier no kittens, but they could well be the new badgers. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 12:46 PM Add a |
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Barry. Moore. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 12:26 AM Add a |
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| .:: Saturday, February 14, 2004 |
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GREASY CHIP BUTTY PRESENTS:
Look, If I'm not pissed off with commercialisation, then Valentines day takes the piss. Fuck it. Todays one and only link is to MARCH 14TH Steak and Blow job day. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 1:27 AM Add a |
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| .:: Friday, February 13, 2004 |
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NOT SAFE FOR WORK
Ok, your a budding porn director. With all this porn knocking about on t'internet, how do you get noticed. How about..... Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:35 PM Add a |
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Man surfing for porn on Internet finds wife having sex with stranger.
Lucky though because: According to police, the cuckolded husband tipped them off after coming across the video of his wife. The man said he came across the site during an attempt to find out why his 25-year-old wife spent so much time on the Internet on their home computer. Yeah, ok mate... Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:09 PM Add a |
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Ride the thermals. I managed 28km at one stage! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 12:51 PM Add a |
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Discover hidden messages in text.
Must kill. Now. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 12:43 PM Add a |
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More Yeti and Penguin fun. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 12:24 PM Add a |
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Anonomous Valentines Cards.
Use sensibly. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 11:23 AM Add a |
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| .:: Thursday, February 12, 2004 |
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On. Then off. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 6:39 PM Add a |
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Hmm another way for your employers to find out your still hungover from the night before. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 5:32 PM Add a |
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Girl's eye glued in drops mix-up. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 3:48 PM Add a |
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Thank Christ I don't live in Finland!
Then again, with all those fit blonde birds, perhaps I do want to live there. Hmmmmm. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 2:08 PM Add a |
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Oh mu god! They killed Pluto! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 2:06 PM Add a |
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Virtual Knee Surgery
Why? I have know idea, but it is very good. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 12:44 PM Add a |
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Throw Rocks At Boys
This cant be healthy. Can it? Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 12:38 PM Add a |
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This link stinks of excellence. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 12:30 PM Add a |
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When Scientists have nothing to do. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 9:49 AM Add a |
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Cricket Australia employee uses text commentary to break up with girlfriend
61.4 Cleary to Moss, hits the pad, no run 61.4 Cleary to Moss, one run, driven to long off. Angela, we both know it hasn't been working out between us. 61.5 Cleary to Elliot, no run. After leaving the restaurant on Thursday night I went home and did some thinking. 61.6 Cleary to Elliot, no run After a short drinks break, the commentary resumed. 62.3 Tait to Elliot, two runs, down leg side, turned to square leg. Angela, you're a wonderful girl but I just need some space right now. I know you'll understand. 62.4 Tait to Elliot, one run, glanced to third man 62.5 Tait to Moss, no run. Call me if you want to talk. Adam. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 9:44 AM Add a |
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| .:: Wednesday, February 11, 2004 |
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Thanks to Adam for the link.
Answer the questions : Guess the band : Win the prizes! I didn't get 6 or 7. Anyone? Anyone? Buler? Anyone? Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:27 PM Add a |
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If anyone in New York reads this can you PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TAPE ME THIS. I think it is the must see of the decade.
Unless of course Peter Andre releases Insania. Then that video will be the new must see. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 11:13 AM Add a |
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Willard Wigan and then click on art to see polar bears through the eye of a needle, and the cast of Peter Pan on a fishhook.
Note: I am not on drugs. Yet. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 11:09 AM Add a |
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Free slippers for elderly
Apparently it's for real. Do you think they will get free mints as well? Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 11:07 AM Add a |
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| .:: Tuesday, February 10, 2004 |
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www.avis.co.ck
ha ha. Cock. ha ha. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:48 PM Add a |
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Hello, people from 4rthur, who are stopping on by in their droves after a link Matt (of 5318008 fame) posted on there regarding Greasy Chip Butty. Juding by some of the fantastic comments on their message board, I think Barry Moore, would say these are 'my kind of people' but without of ocurse the dancing OAP's and dogs that talk who-ha. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 1:11 PM Add a |
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If your going to fail your chemistry exam, why not do it in style? Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 12:36 PM Add a |
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Funderstanding Roller Coaster:
"Welcome to the death defying Funderstanding Roller Coaster! This simulator is designed for kids who want to design their own thrilling coaster and educators who want to use a cool activity to simulate the application of physics by using an exciting interactive tool and access to a wonderful reference source." Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 11:18 AM Add a |
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Christian question alarms flight.
You would think they would know better by now... Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 9:45 AM Add a |
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| .:: Saturday, February 07, 2004 |
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The Face on Janet Jackson's Nipple
It was only a matter of time really... Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 3:42 PM Add a |
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The SWIPE Toolkit
This calculator allows you to determine what your data bits are worth on the open market so you can request proper compensation when it is asked from you. For instance, a typical cellular phone company will ask for your address, date of birth, phone number, Social Security number and driver's license to open a new account. Consult our data calculator and that will be $13.75 please! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 3:39 PM Add a |
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Madonna Wannabe I think I'd want to this to her! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 3:36 PM Add a |
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www.cummingfirst.com
You'd be surprised where this leads to. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 3:33 PM Add a |
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| .:: Friday, February 06, 2004 |
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Don't Spit, Swallow - Blowjob Advice
Compulsary reading for EVERY Woman. To quote one woman: "What sort of message does that convey to immediately run to the nearest sink to spit? I’m comfortable enough to get down on my knees and wrap my lips around your cock, but not comfortable enough to swallow the fruits of my labor? I know I’d be offended if my boyfriend ran to the bathroom to gargle with mouthwash after going down on me. So, sure I swallow. It’s almost impolite not to." Clearly however, it's not safe viewing at work. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 11:41 PM Add a |
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 He's the peoples choice!Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 11:26 PM Add a |
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Celebrity lookalikes - UK
The Sean Connerys are superb, the Cameron Diaz appalling. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 1:19 PM Add a |
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Have gun. Will shoot it. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 12:20 PM Add a |
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Only in America. Part 647 Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 12:10 PM Add a |
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Snackster.net
The Peer-to-Peer recipe swopping network. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 9:32 AM Add a |
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| .:: Thursday, February 05, 2004 |
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MikeHuntSoft.com Sued Over Domain Name
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Not sure how genuine this is but it would be amusing if at least some of the Stupid Headlines Printed by the Press is true.
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| .:: Wednesday, February 04, 2004 |
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Surfing Greasy Chip Butty when pissed, can now be recreated when sober. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 6:37 PM Add a |
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Google Search: ugly animal
Can you spot the odd picture out? Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 6:35 PM Add a |
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Rude word Conjugator:
Affirmative Negative I fuck I do not fuck you fuck you do not fuck she/he/it fucks she/he/it does not fuck we fuck we do not fuck you fuck you do not fuck they fuck they do not fuck" Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 6:33 PM Add a |
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You ate all my cheese.
Sorry about that. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 12:18 PM Add a |
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McDonalds Related Erotica
Welcome to McDonalds Related Erotica!! How the fuck did you find this?! This is surely the bizarrest fetish any where on the web! Yes, you've stumbled into McDonalds related erotica!! Porn stories with a McDonalds twist!! We've got two stories so far, we didn't write them but reproduce them openly and not for profit, for your entertainment!! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 12:17 PM Add a |
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Teenage graffiti artists are now made redundant. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 12:14 PM Add a |
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OWWWWWWWWW! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 12:06 PM Add a |
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Poorly Drawn Animals. Sometimes it's the most basic things that are the funniest. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 12:04 PM Add a |
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| .:: Monday, February 02, 2004 |
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Take charge of your own (very calming) yellow submarine Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:04 PM Add a |
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Vodafone and the future.
Broadband users only, but isn't it pretty! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 6:54 PM Add a |
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Techine names first son Version 2.0 Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 6:17 PM Add a |
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One for long time reader Ally.
I love Horses. Lovely music. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 2:47 PM Add a |
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| .:: Sunday, February 01, 2004 |
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Kenya. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:18 PM Add a |
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Of course you remeber curling. That scottish sport that won the olymipic thingy that time. Yeah, with the woman that loked like Colin Hendrie. Thats the one. As everyone knows, haggis are scottish creatures but what not everyone knows is that thay can be used instead of those land mine type things which are currenly used in curling. Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, The Haggis Hurl. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:15 PM Add a |
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