Friday, February 27, 2004
Amazon.co.uk: Books: Hello Sailor
A childrens book about a gay sailor, waiting for his boyfriend to come back. How queer.
A childrens book about a gay sailor, waiting for his boyfriend to come back. How queer.
Some people take things like this far too seriously.
Thank you for the link Adam Dean.
There now follows a message between me and Adam Dean that the rest of the (male) word will thank me for.
Dont send me anything like that again. The entire purpose of this this site is too get more oral sex - not less
OK?
Thanks for the link anyway ;-)
There now follows a message between me and Adam Dean that the rest of the (male) word will thank me for.
Dont send me anything like that again. The entire purpose of this this site is too get more oral sex - not less
OK?
Thanks for the link anyway ;-)
Thursday, February 26, 2004
Wednesday, February 25, 2004
Tuesday, February 24, 2004
If he's ever sober enough to actually look at Greasy Chip Butty I think he'd like it in here.
Recycling in Lancaster University Computing Department
All quite good advice until right at the very last minute, they loose concentration.
All quite good advice until right at the very last minute, they loose concentration.
Sunny View
It seems that sometimes when you load this page up you are asked if you want to install something called 'Sunny View Access'
This is nothing to do with me - don't install it!
If anyone knows why it is happening, please do let me know.
It seems that sometimes when you load this page up you are asked if you want to install something called 'Sunny View Access'
This is nothing to do with me - don't install it!
If anyone knows why it is happening, please do let me know.
Monday, February 23, 2004
A special B3ta image challenge. By all accounts there are hundreds of images of the 1936 Berlin games that have gone missing, and although Coca Cola was heavily involved in the games, photos of their involvment have mysterously vanished. Funny that eh?
This was my input
Surely after Kes, this is the greatest film of all time?
This was my input
Surely after Kes, this is the greatest film of all time?
Japanese Drum Machine. They seem to do everything better over there.
Porn, in a page about credit cards?
Yes, but can you find it? Instant fame and fortune for the winner*!
(Not 100% true.)
Yes, but can you find it? Instant fame and fortune for the winner*!
(Not 100% true.)
Sunday, February 22, 2004
www.letsgetcunted.co.uk
"What did Rommel say to his men before they got cunted?"
No you'll just have to click above.
(Oh and while were at it we may as well have rent-a-cunt.com to boot. (Safe for work - well, as long as your not bothered about your IT administrator looking at the logs [Logs! He said Logs! Ha Ha!] and finding out you visited rent-a-cunt.com)
"What did Rommel say to his men before they got cunted?"
No you'll just have to click above.
(Oh and while were at it we may as well have rent-a-cunt.com to boot. (Safe for work - well, as long as your not bothered about your IT administrator looking at the logs [Logs! He said Logs! Ha Ha!] and finding out you visited rent-a-cunt.com)
El Emigrante Whats it really like being a Mexican?
With Tequilla and Fajita's why would they ever try and get in a country with Big Macs and Fries?
With Tequilla and Fajita's why would they ever try and get in a country with Big Macs and Fries?
The following images are graphic in nature!
This site contains links to adult-oriented material.
(i.e. graphic sports injury photos.) [Theres also some NSFW banners)
You read that and you still clicked it?
Pretty cool eh?
This site contains links to adult-oriented material.
(i.e. graphic sports injury photos.) [Theres also some NSFW banners)
You read that and you still clicked it?
Pretty cool eh?
It shouldn't be funny. It really shouldn't. But it is.
My first post to the B3ta challenge 'Software that should have been invented.
You can read the comments here
Saturday, February 21, 2004
Friday, February 20, 2004
Thursday, February 19, 2004
My inner child is sixteen years old!
Life's not fair! It's never been fair, but while
adults might just accept that, I know
something's gotta change. And it's gonna
change, just as soon as I become an adult and
get some power of my own.
How Old is Your Inner Child?
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Wednesday, February 18, 2004
The Russian black market hits eBay
How refreshing.
*Phone rings*
Can I speak to Mr. Greasy Chip Butty.
Speaking.
Hello, this is Freeserve. We were just ringing to see if you have experienced any problems with your broadband connection.
No, None at all. [Wait's for innevitable sales pitch]
Great. Well if you do have any problems, dont hesitate to get in touch.
*Phone rings*
Can I speak to Mr. Greasy Chip Butty.
Speaking.
Hello, this is Freeserve. We were just ringing to see if you have experienced any problems with your broadband connection.
No, None at all. [Wait's for innevitable sales pitch]
Great. Well if you do have any problems, dont hesitate to get in touch.
Tuesday, February 17, 2004
Monday, February 16, 2004
Academic fights for un-PC humour
I hope he suceeds. I may then not be sent straight to the gates of hell for pissing myself (literally) at this.
I hope he suceeds. I may then not be sent straight to the gates of hell for pissing myself (literally) at this.
Sunday, February 15, 2004
Saturday, February 14, 2004
GREASY CHIP BUTTY PRESENTS:
Look, If I'm not pissed off with commercialisation, then Valentines day takes the piss.
Fuck it.
Todays one and only link is to MARCH 14TH Steak and Blow job day.
Look, If I'm not pissed off with commercialisation, then Valentines day takes the piss.
Fuck it.
Todays one and only link is to MARCH 14TH Steak and Blow job day.
Friday, February 13, 2004
NOT SAFE FOR WORK
Ok, your a budding porn director. With all this porn knocking about on t'internet, how do you get noticed.
How about.....
Ok, your a budding porn director. With all this porn knocking about on t'internet, how do you get noticed.
How about.....
Man surfing for porn on Internet finds wife having sex with stranger.
Lucky though because:
According to police, the cuckolded husband tipped them off after coming across the video of his wife. The man said he came across the site during an attempt to find out why his 25-year-old wife spent so much time on the Internet on their home computer.
Yeah, ok mate...
Lucky though because:
According to police, the cuckolded husband tipped them off after coming across the video of his wife. The man said he came across the site during an attempt to find out why his 25-year-old wife spent so much time on the Internet on their home computer.
Yeah, ok mate...
Ride the thermals. I managed 28km at one stage!
Thursday, February 12, 2004
Thank Christ I don't live in Finland!
Then again, with all those fit blonde birds, perhaps I do want to live there. Hmmmmm.
Then again, with all those fit blonde birds, perhaps I do want to live there. Hmmmmm.
This link stinks of excellence.
Cricket Australia employee uses text commentary to break up with girlfriend
61.4 Cleary to Moss, hits the pad, no run
61.4 Cleary to Moss, one run, driven to long off. Angela, we both know it hasn't been working out between us.
61.5 Cleary to Elliot, no run. After leaving the restaurant on Thursday night I went home and did some thinking.
61.6 Cleary to Elliot, no run
After a short drinks break, the commentary resumed.
62.3 Tait to Elliot, two runs, down leg side, turned to square leg. Angela, you're a wonderful girl but I just need some space right now. I know you'll understand.
62.4 Tait to Elliot, one run, glanced to third man
62.5 Tait to Moss, no run. Call me if you want to talk. Adam.
61.4 Cleary to Moss, hits the pad, no run
61.4 Cleary to Moss, one run, driven to long off. Angela, we both know it hasn't been working out between us.
61.5 Cleary to Elliot, no run. After leaving the restaurant on Thursday night I went home and did some thinking.
61.6 Cleary to Elliot, no run
After a short drinks break, the commentary resumed.
62.3 Tait to Elliot, two runs, down leg side, turned to square leg. Angela, you're a wonderful girl but I just need some space right now. I know you'll understand.
62.4 Tait to Elliot, one run, glanced to third man
62.5 Tait to Moss, no run. Call me if you want to talk. Adam.
Wednesday, February 11, 2004
Thanks to Adam for the link.
Answer the questions : Guess the band : Win the prizes!
I didn't get 6 or 7. Anyone? Anyone? Buler? Anyone?
Answer the questions : Guess the band : Win the prizes!
I didn't get 6 or 7. Anyone? Anyone? Buler? Anyone?
If anyone in New York reads this can you PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TAPE ME THIS. I think it is the must see of the decade.
Unless of course Peter Andre releases Insania. Then that video will be the new must see.
Unless of course Peter Andre releases Insania. Then that video will be the new must see.
Willard Wigan and then click on art to see polar bears through the eye of a needle, and the cast of Peter Pan on a fishhook.
Note: I am not on drugs. Yet.
Note: I am not on drugs. Yet.
Tuesday, February 10, 2004
Hello, people from 4rthur, who are stopping on by in their droves after a link Matt (of 5318008 fame) posted on there regarding Greasy Chip Butty. Juding by some of the fantastic comments on their message board, I think Barry Moore, would say these are 'my kind of people' but without of ocurse the dancing OAP's and dogs that talk who-ha.
If your going to fail your chemistry exam, why not do it in style?
Funderstanding Roller Coaster:
"Welcome to the death defying Funderstanding Roller Coaster!
This simulator is designed for kids who want to design their own thrilling coaster and educators who want to use a cool activity to simulate the application of physics by using an exciting interactive tool and access to a wonderful reference source."
"Welcome to the death defying Funderstanding Roller Coaster!
This simulator is designed for kids who want to design their own thrilling coaster and educators who want to use a cool activity to simulate the application of physics by using an exciting interactive tool and access to a wonderful reference source."
Saturday, February 07, 2004
The SWIPE Toolkit
This calculator allows you to determine what your data bits are worth on the open market so you can request proper compensation when it is asked from you. For instance, a typical cellular phone company will ask for your address, date of birth, phone number, Social Security number and driver's license to open a new account. Consult our data calculator and that will be $13.75 please!
This calculator allows you to determine what your data bits are worth on the open market so you can request proper compensation when it is asked from you. For instance, a typical cellular phone company will ask for your address, date of birth, phone number, Social Security number and driver's license to open a new account. Consult our data calculator and that will be $13.75 please!
Madonna Wannabe I think I'd want to this to her!
Friday, February 06, 2004
Don't Spit, Swallow - Blowjob Advice
Compulsary reading for EVERY Woman.
To quote one woman: "What sort of message does that convey to immediately run to the nearest sink to spit? I’m comfortable enough to get down on my knees and wrap my lips around your cock, but not comfortable enough to swallow the fruits of my labor? I know I’d be offended if my boyfriend ran to the bathroom to gargle with mouthwash after going down on me. So, sure I swallow. It’s almost impolite not to."
Clearly however, it's not safe viewing at work.
Compulsary reading for EVERY Woman.
To quote one woman: "What sort of message does that convey to immediately run to the nearest sink to spit? I’m comfortable enough to get down on my knees and wrap my lips around your cock, but not comfortable enough to swallow the fruits of my labor? I know I’d be offended if my boyfriend ran to the bathroom to gargle with mouthwash after going down on me. So, sure I swallow. It’s almost impolite not to."
Clearly however, it's not safe viewing at work.
He's the peoples choice!
Have gun. Will shoot it.
Only in America. Part 647
Thursday, February 05, 2004
Not sure how genuine this is but it would be amusing if at least some of the Stupid Headlines Printed by the Press is true.
Wednesday, February 04, 2004
Surfing Greasy Chip Butty when pissed, can now be recreated when sober.
Rude word Conjugator:
Affirmative Negative
I fuck I do not fuck
you fuck you do not fuck
she/he/it fucks she/he/it does not fuck
we fuck we do not fuck
you fuck you do not fuck
they fuck they do not fuck"
Affirmative Negative
I fuck I do not fuck
you fuck you do not fuck
she/he/it fucks she/he/it does not fuck
we fuck we do not fuck
you fuck you do not fuck
they fuck they do not fuck"
McDonalds Related Erotica
Welcome to McDonalds Related Erotica!!
How the fuck did you find this?! This is surely the bizarrest fetish any where on the web! Yes, you've stumbled into
McDonalds related erotica!! Porn stories with a McDonalds twist!! We've got two stories so far, we didn't write
them but reproduce them openly and not for profit, for your entertainment!!
Welcome to McDonalds Related Erotica!!
How the fuck did you find this?! This is surely the bizarrest fetish any where on the web! Yes, you've stumbled into
McDonalds related erotica!! Porn stories with a McDonalds twist!! We've got two stories so far, we didn't write
them but reproduce them openly and not for profit, for your entertainment!!
Teenage graffiti artists are now made redundant.
Poorly Drawn Animals. Sometimes it's the most basic things that are the funniest.
Monday, February 02, 2004
Take charge of your own (very calming) yellow submarine
Sunday, February 01, 2004
Of course you remeber curling. That scottish sport that won the olymipic thingy that time. Yeah, with the woman that loked like Colin Hendrie. Thats the one. As everyone knows, haggis are scottish creatures but what not everyone knows is that thay can be used instead of those land mine type things which are currenly used in curling. Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, The Haggis Hurl.
