Wednesday, March 31, 2004
Reason for loan:
To Buy a Tiger.
To Buy a Tiger.
Tuesday, March 30, 2004
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Honestly mate, I think you'll be ok.
Honestly mate, I think you'll be ok.
Monday, March 29, 2004
To be fair, I would still probably would with most of them. *Cough* Except for the blokes of course *Cough*
Sunday, March 28, 2004
Conjoinment Dreams
Hello there. You may refer to me as Doctor Mercurious Prospero, a connosieur of a particular taste. Siamese twins, conjoined twins -- call them what you will. I think of the beauties you will find here as works to be perused and appreciated.
Beware, there are a lot of NSFW photos in the gallery. (If you get that far)
Hello there. You may refer to me as Doctor Mercurious Prospero, a connosieur of a particular taste. Siamese twins, conjoined twins -- call them what you will. I think of the beauties you will find here as works to be perused and appreciated.
Beware, there are a lot of NSFW photos in the gallery. (If you get that far)
Thursday, March 25, 2004
Monday, March 22, 2004
The Calm Dreariness: The Best Educational Film...Period!
The gore starts at about 3:10. I switched off about 3:15.
Anyone know if this is for real?
The gore starts at about 3:10. I switched off about 3:15.
Anyone know if this is for real?
A man is, ultimately, the sum of his accomplishments.
I'll wait until lunchtime tomorrow to tot my total up.
I'll wait until lunchtime tomorrow to tot my total up.
Sunday, March 21, 2004
Friday, March 19, 2004
Thursday, March 18, 2004
It will surprise you* that I can do a number of the things these show offs can do, it's just I choose not to! Kudos to them though for putting a few bloopers in as well.
*Only if you find the number zero surprising.
*Only if you find the number zero surprising.
Wednesday, March 17, 2004
Once upon a time there was a donkey. This donkey lived by the side of a river. On the other side of the river there was another field full of delicious carrots. The donkey wanted the carrots but the river was too deep for him to wade, too wide for him to swim, and there was no bridge. The donkey didn't have a boat and he couldn't fly. So how did he get across?
Answer in the comments.
Answer in the comments.
As everyone knows swearing is fucking brilliant, and we've been doing a lot lately ( vvv see down there for more). Now you can type and swear with Buffy's Swearing Keyboard. It's fucking ace!
WARNING - DEEPLY DISTURBING IMAGE.
DO NOT CLICK ABOVE IF: you are squemish, liable to fainting, at work, or are generally put off by looking at things on the Internet that make your face curl and go 'what the fuck?'
The rest of you: What the fuck was he doing?
DO NOT CLICK ABOVE IF: you are squemish, liable to fainting, at work, or are generally put off by looking at things on the Internet that make your face curl and go 'what the fuck?'
The rest of you: What the fuck was he doing?
Ok it took me a while but goto Financepage.co.uk click on focus on the top. Then look for the hidden s0e link in the top image. Click on it, then have a look at the links for women in the workplace. Except dont if your at work. It's Rude!
Tuesday, March 16, 2004
WSJ.com - For Orlando Soto, No Day Is Complete Without Some Spam
If everyone hated spam, it would disappear. But like the traditional direct-mail marketers and telemarketers who came before them, spammers survive public outrage, filters, lawsuits and regulations because innumerable times a day, somebody, somewhere responds with money.
One such somebody is Mr. Soto. He buys spam-pitched aromatherapy oils for his wife and pharmaceuticals for himself. His bookcases are lined with first-edition mystery novels he bought via spam. In a corner of his two-bedroom midtown-Manhattan apartment stands an antique pinball machine bought via spam. He plays Internet bingo at five cents a game on a Web site pitched to him by spam a few weeks ago. He buys stuff via spam for himself and to resell on Web sites he sets up -- a business idea he got from a spam pitch.
Spam helps him 'unwind' and 'lose the stress of the day,' Mr. Soto says.
The twat can have mine then.
If everyone hated spam, it would disappear. But like the traditional direct-mail marketers and telemarketers who came before them, spammers survive public outrage, filters, lawsuits and regulations because innumerable times a day, somebody, somewhere responds with money.
One such somebody is Mr. Soto. He buys spam-pitched aromatherapy oils for his wife and pharmaceuticals for himself. His bookcases are lined with first-edition mystery novels he bought via spam. In a corner of his two-bedroom midtown-Manhattan apartment stands an antique pinball machine bought via spam. He plays Internet bingo at five cents a game on a Web site pitched to him by spam a few weeks ago. He buys stuff via spam for himself and to resell on Web sites he sets up -- a business idea he got from a spam pitch.
Spam helps him 'unwind' and 'lose the stress of the day,' Mr. Soto says.
The twat can have mine then.
Cheltenham Challenge 2004
All the fun of the Cheltenham Festival without the mammoth booze up. So not *that* much fun then, but good never the less.
All the fun of the Cheltenham Festival without the mammoth booze up. So not *that* much fun then, but good never the less.
Despite this drinking is still big and very, very clever. Note it takes a woman at the end to spoil all the mens fun. It's not as if he was doing her any harm was he?
We've been swearing a lot recently, but theres always room for another couple of expletives in a foriegn language here.
Greasy Chip Butty is evil:
"**** THE PROOF THAT Greasy Chip Butty IS EVIL ****
G R E A S Y C H I P B U T T Y
7 18 5 1 19 25 3 8 9 16 2 21 20 20 25 - as numbers
7 9 5 1 1 7 3 8 9 7 2 3 2 2 7 - digits added
\_________/ \_________/ \_________/ \_________/ \_________/
3 9 2 3 2 - digits added
Thus, 'Greasy Chip Butty' is 39232.
Divide the number by 32 - this is the symbol of death, backwards. It gives 1226.
Add 79, the year Vesuvius erupted - the result is 1305.
Subtract 96 from the number - this is the year of the destruction of Jerusalem, written backwards. It gives 1209.
Turn the number backwards, and add 1983 - the year Microsoft introduced Windows 1.0. The number is now 11004.
Subtract 9291 from the number - this is the year Bingo was invented, taking many lives in years to come, written backwards. It gives 1713.
Write 1790 backwards. Translate it to octal - this will give you 1713. Thus, 1713 stands for 1790, the year US patent system was established (eevil). "
"**** THE PROOF THAT Greasy Chip Butty IS EVIL ****
G R E A S Y C H I P B U T T Y
7 18 5 1 19 25 3 8 9 16 2 21 20 20 25 - as numbers
7 9 5 1 1 7 3 8 9 7 2 3 2 2 7 - digits added
\_________/ \_________/ \_________/ \_________/ \_________/
3 9 2 3 2 - digits added
Thus, 'Greasy Chip Butty' is 39232.
Divide the number by 32 - this is the symbol of death, backwards. It gives 1226.
Add 79, the year Vesuvius erupted - the result is 1305.
Subtract 96 from the number - this is the year of the destruction of Jerusalem, written backwards. It gives 1209.
Turn the number backwards, and add 1983 - the year Microsoft introduced Windows 1.0. The number is now 11004.
Subtract 9291 from the number - this is the year Bingo was invented, taking many lives in years to come, written backwards. It gives 1713.
Write 1790 backwards. Translate it to octal - this will give you 1713. Thus, 1713 stands for 1790, the year US patent system was established (eevil). "
Monday, March 15, 2004
Saturday, March 13, 2004
Friday, March 12, 2004
It's really good. Especially when you make it swear!
With This Rig, I Do Thee Wed
Of all the ways people have proposed marriage, computer nut Mike Johnson dreamed up one of the most unusual -- and geekiest.
Instead of proposing on bended knee, Johnson presented his would-be bride with a special 'wedding computer.
Of all the ways people have proposed marriage, computer nut Mike Johnson dreamed up one of the most unusual -- and geekiest.
Instead of proposing on bended knee, Johnson presented his would-be bride with a special 'wedding computer.
Wednesday, March 10, 2004
Tuesday, March 09, 2004
Monday, March 08, 2004
Saturday, March 06, 2004
It's described as Safe For Work Porn. I wouldn't risk it.
King Stroker
It's like.....Oh I cant describe it. You'll just have to go see for yourself. Not for work, or the easily offended you understand....
It's like.....Oh I cant describe it. You'll just have to go see for yourself. Not for work, or the easily offended you understand....
One of my favorite *only on sky tv channel 1,5320,3005,3000* shows is with an american grey haird cop that shows 'wacky' video clips of dumb Americans. In one of them, a police alsation, bites a TV presenter in the FACE. Not, the cheek, lip or hair, THE FACE. Whilst thisclip is good if the bear bite her in the FACE it would be soooooo much better.
Thursday, March 04, 2004
It's not quite Ian Botham at Headingly in 81 but thisCricket Game may get you in the mood for the new season.
Wednesday, March 03, 2004
Turbo Tanks An upgrade to the old atari game.
It's been going around my head for a while, but in this day and age when military intelligence failed to find any weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, what chance did the Meerkats have at Rourkes Drift?
Tuesday, March 02, 2004
Monday, March 01, 2004
EvilLyrics
A plug in for your media player, that when you start playing a song, automatically serches and fetches the lyrics of that songso you can sing along. Kar-ee-joky!
A plug in for your media player, that when you start playing a song, automatically serches and fetches the lyrics of that songso you can sing along. Kar-ee-joky!
I found out at the weekend that my best mates wifes, cousins are the two brothers in thedelays.
Their debut single 'Long time coming' went in the UK charts at #16, and 'Nearer than heaven' is released on 22nd March. I would recommend buying it not only because their auntie makes a great fry up to get over a hangover, but also because they are quite good!
(Failing that, they are widely available on Kazaa, but if you do that and like them, be nice and spread the word. Kay? :-) )
