Greasy Chip Butty

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.:: Wednesday, March 31, 2004

Arizona Webcam Album Some of the time lapse mpeg's are very impressive. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:33 PM Add a

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Your captions in the comments section please. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:14 PM Add a

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serena_ako2003's Yahoo! Profile Do you know, I think that is her actual photo. PHOAR! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:10 PM Add a

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Reason for loan: To Buy a Tiger. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:08 PM Add a

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Chinese Celebrity Look-Alikes ? Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:07 PM Add a

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WHY WE SO MUST STOP USING THESE GHASTLY AMERICAN PHRASES So very true. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 6:31 PM Add a

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It's Spring. It's Lovely. And your a fucking cunt. You have been warned. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 6:25 PM Add a

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.:: Tuesday, March 30, 2004

Catsablanca There is something seriously going wrong with my head. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 9:35 PM Add a

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All artwork featured on this site is original and not to be used in any way without permission Honestly mate, I think you'll be ok. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:17 PM Add a

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.:: Monday, March 29, 2004

To be fair, I would still probably would with most of them. *Cough* Except for the blokes of course *Cough* Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 5:12 PM Add a

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.:: Sunday, March 28, 2004

THERE. IS. A. GOD. AFTERALL. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:51 PM Add a

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Ho Slapping. Politically incorrect, but who cares? Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:49 PM Add a

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Street Shootout Very well done. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:48 PM Add a

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How to Pick Up a Really Hot Babe Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:37 PM Add a

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Conjoinment Dreams Hello there. You may refer to me as Doctor Mercurious Prospero, a connosieur of a particular taste. Siamese twins, conjoined twins -- call them what you will. I think of the beauties you will find here as works to be perused and appreciated. Beware, there are a lot of NSFW photos in the gallery. (If you get that far) Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:21 PM Add a

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"No one has the right to cut off any part of someone else's genitals without that person's competent, fully informed consent." Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:18 PM Add a

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OI! This site is only for the growed. That means if you are a little kid, or you're somehow mortally offended by something as silly as robots getting it on, you shouldn't look at any of this crap.. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:14 PM Add a

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Magic Cone anyone? Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:10 PM Add a

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.:: Thursday, March 25, 2004

How English are you? There is some corner of cyberspace that is forever England, and that part is you. Reserved yet fiercely jingoistic, you believe the globe should still be coloured pink but are too polite to say so. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:40 PM Add a

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Damon. Can you pick up some more post-it's. We're running low. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 2:56 PM Add a

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Perhaps a similar scheme here would see a drastic increase in voters. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 2:11 PM Add a

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Daily Mail-o-matic COULD LESBIANS HURT FARMERS? Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 10:47 AM Add a

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Outsiders fare worst in National You don't say? Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 9:59 AM Add a

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.:: Monday, March 22, 2004

The Calm Dreariness: The Best Educational Film...Period! The gore starts at about 3:10. I switched off about 3:15. Anyone know if this is for real? Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:19 PM Add a

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A man is, ultimately, the sum of his accomplishments. I'll wait until lunchtime tomorrow to tot my total up. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:14 PM Add a

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Another, slightly weired take on the yeti / penguin game. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:12 PM Add a

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Right Place. Right Time. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:10 PM Add a

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Surely this is taking model railway scenery too far! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:09 PM Add a

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.:: Sunday, March 21, 2004

Where is the love? Here - Free e-hugs Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:24 PM Add a

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.:: Friday, March 19, 2004

I'm Spartacus. With a twist at the end... Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 5:19 PM Add a

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.:: Thursday, March 18, 2004

The Bovine Rectal Palpation Simulator Vets? Bloody perverts more like. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:16 PM Add a

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It will surprise you* that I can do a number of the things these show offs can do, it's just I choose not to! Kudos to them though for putting a few bloopers in as well. *Only if you find the number zero surprising. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:14 PM Add a

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Woman lying on a rock. Nothing to see here. Move along ... thats it keep moving. Thank you. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 5:49 PM Add a

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.:: Wednesday, March 17, 2004

Once upon a time there was a donkey. This donkey lived by the side of a river. On the other side of the river there was another field full of delicious carrots. The donkey wanted the carrots but the river was too deep for him to wade, too wide for him to swim, and there was no bridge. The donkey didn't have a boat and he couldn't fly. So how did he get across? Answer in the comments. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 10:41 PM Add a

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Who does this? Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 10:39 PM Add a

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The Rasterbator. Not anything rude, but a great way to blow an image up and hang it on your wall. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 10:35 PM Add a

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BIRMINGHAM: Baywatch Style. Superb. Absolutely superb. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:14 PM Add a

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As everyone knows swearing is fucking brilliant, and we've been doing a lot lately ( vvv see down there for more). Now you can type and swear with Buffy's Swearing Keyboard. It's fucking ace! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:05 PM Add a

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WARNING - DEEPLY DISTURBING IMAGE. DO NOT CLICK ABOVE IF: you are squemish, liable to fainting, at work, or are generally put off by looking at things on the Internet that make your face curl and go 'what the fuck?' The rest of you: What the fuck was he doing? Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:55 PM Add a

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Ok it took me a while but goto Financepage.co.uk click on focus on the top. Then look for the hidden s0e link in the top image. Click on it, then have a look at the links for women in the workplace. Except dont if your at work. It's Rude! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:51 PM Add a

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.:: Tuesday, March 16, 2004

WSJ.com - For Orlando Soto, No Day Is Complete Without Some Spam If everyone hated spam, it would disappear. But like the traditional direct-mail marketers and telemarketers who came before them, spammers survive public outrage, filters, lawsuits and regulations because innumerable times a day, somebody, somewhere responds with money. One such somebody is Mr. Soto. He buys spam-pitched aromatherapy oils for his wife and pharmaceuticals for himself. His bookcases are lined with first-edition mystery novels he bought via spam. In a corner of his two-bedroom midtown-Manhattan apartment stands an antique pinball machine bought via spam. He plays Internet bingo at five cents a game on a Web site pitched to him by spam a few weeks ago. He buys stuff via spam for himself and to resell on Web sites he sets up -- a business idea he got from a spam pitch. Spam helps him 'unwind' and 'lose the stress of the day,' Mr. Soto says. The twat can have mine then. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:37 PM Add a

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Cheltenham Challenge 2004 All the fun of the Cheltenham Festival without the mammoth booze up. So not *that* much fun then, but good never the less. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 1:49 PM Add a

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God knows what they would ever do if they stumbled across this site and took every link as fact! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 12:20 PM Add a

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Jaws. From the sharks point of view. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:27 AM Add a

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Imagination. I couldn't think of any. So show me yours. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:24 AM Add a

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Despite this drinking is still big and very, very clever. Note it takes a woman at the end to spoil all the mens fun. It's not as if he was doing her any harm was he? Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:21 AM Add a

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We've been swearing a lot recently, but theres always room for another couple of expletives in a foriegn language here. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:18 AM Add a

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Greasy Chip Butty is evil: "**** THE PROOF THAT Greasy Chip Butty IS EVIL **** G R E A S Y C H I P B U T T Y 7 18 5 1 19 25 3 8 9 16 2 21 20 20 25 - as numbers 7 9 5 1 1 7 3 8 9 7 2 3 2 2 7 - digits added \_________/ \_________/ \_________/ \_________/ \_________/ 3 9 2 3 2 - digits added Thus, 'Greasy Chip Butty' is 39232. Divide the number by 32 - this is the symbol of death, backwards. It gives 1226. Add 79, the year Vesuvius erupted - the result is 1305. Subtract 96 from the number - this is the year of the destruction of Jerusalem, written backwards. It gives 1209. Turn the number backwards, and add 1983 - the year Microsoft introduced Windows 1.0. The number is now 11004. Subtract 9291 from the number - this is the year Bingo was invented, taking many lives in years to come, written backwards. It gives 1713. Write 1790 backwards. Translate it to octal - this will give you 1713. Thus, 1713 stands for 1790, the year US patent system was established (eevil). " Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:16 AM Add a

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R U Kool? Quick test to find out. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:14 AM Add a

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.:: Monday, March 15, 2004

Man's longstanding condition draws a crowd in hospital Thanks to Ally for the link! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 6:12 PM Add a

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.:: Saturday, March 13, 2004

You MUST have seen this by now. Involves lots of celebritys swearing. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 11:46 AM Add a

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.:: Friday, March 12, 2004

It's really good. Especially when you make it swear! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 6:58 PM Add a

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Send back your MP3's Because sharing is wrong children. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 2:22 PM Add a

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With This Rig, I Do Thee Wed Of all the ways people have proposed marriage, computer nut Mike Johnson dreamed up one of the most unusual -- and geekiest. Instead of proposing on bended knee, Johnson presented his would-be bride with a special 'wedding computer. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 2:18 PM Add a

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Scientists at the United States National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) have turned their attention from the mysteries of the cosmos to a more esoteric area of research: what happens when you get a spider stoned. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 2:14 PM Add a

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.:: Wednesday, March 10, 2004

I cant believe it didn't work! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 12:36 PM Add a

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.:: Tuesday, March 09, 2004

Fans of Blazzing Saddles will instantly recognise it. The rest of you. SHAME. ON. YOU. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:23 PM Add a

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Unique Projects. If you can be arsed. I couldn't. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:17 PM Add a

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This page cannot be displayed because you need some fresh air. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:14 PM Add a

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The Site That Turns You Into a Burrito! Does what it says on the tin. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:12 PM Add a

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.:: Monday, March 08, 2004

Stickman Cricket. Beware of the bouncer that knocks you out! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 9:31 PM Add a

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.:: Saturday, March 06, 2004

It's described as Safe For Work Porn. I wouldn't risk it. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 6:41 PM Add a

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King Stroker It's like.....Oh I cant describe it. You'll just have to go see for yourself. Not for work, or the easily offended you understand.... Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 6:35 PM Add a

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The Accidental Video Game Porn Archive Theres an archive. Well, bugger me. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 12:35 AM Add a

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One of my favorite *only on sky tv channel 1,5320,3005,3000* shows is with an american grey haird cop that shows 'wacky' video clips of dumb Americans. In one of them, a police alsation, bites a TV presenter in the FACE. Not, the cheek, lip or hair, THE FACE. Whilst thisclip is good if the bear bite her in the FACE it would be soooooo much better. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 12:33 AM Add a

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I remember it, only because as a child it was my dads favourite cartoon. Make your own Ivor! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 12:25 AM Add a

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The. Greatest. Sandwich. Ever. Dont even bother trying, he's just done it. Fact. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 12:21 AM Add a

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.:: Thursday, March 04, 2004

It's not quite Ian Botham at Headingly in 81 but thisCricket Game may get you in the mood for the new season. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:55 PM Add a

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Get fired in 3 hours or less. Surprisingly difficult it seems. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:47 PM Add a

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GADGETS GADGETS GADGETS! BUY BUY BUY! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:43 PM Add a

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.:: Wednesday, March 03, 2004

Quite good fun when you get the hang of it. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 11:43 PM Add a

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Have you ever just wanted to just disappear and leave all your debts and problems behind? No problem. You just have to fake your own death. Unfortunately, with technology getting so much better, it’s harder than ever. The same tricks that worked for Elvis, won’t work for you. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 11:37 PM Add a

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Windscreen Pictures. Well. Why not? Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 11:31 PM Add a

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Turbo Tanks An upgrade to the old atari game. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 11:29 PM Add a

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It's been going around my head for a while, but in this day and age when military intelligence failed to find any weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, what chance did the Meerkats have at Rourkes Drift? Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 12:06 AM Add a

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.:: Tuesday, March 02, 2004

Fish! HELP! We're being attacked! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 12:11 PM Add a

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Honk! Honk! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 10:02 AM Add a

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.:: Monday, March 01, 2004

EvilLyrics A plug in for your media player, that when you start playing a song, automatically serches and fetches the lyrics of that songso you can sing along. Kar-ee-joky! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 10:22 PM Add a

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Pluggage I found out at the weekend that my best mates wifes, cousins are the two brothers in thedelays. Their debut single 'Long time coming' went in the UK charts at #16, and 'Nearer than heaven' is released on 22nd March. I would recommend buying it not only because their auntie makes a great fry up to get over a hangover, but also because they are quite good! (Failing that, they are widely available on Kazaa, but if you do that and like them, be nice and spread the word. Kay? :-) ) Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 9:27 PM Add a

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Railroad Tycoon 3 Will appeal to those who still gave a toy railway collection in their attic. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 1:16 PM Add a

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.:: What is Greasy Chip Butty?

A website of mostly irrelevant, sometimes funny, occasionally rude, and hardly ever political links, that I come across from time to time. I try to make an entry most days, but this t'internet thingy, it's not as good as pubs or footie is it?

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