Arizona Webcam Album

Some of the time lapse mpeg's are very impressive.

Your captions in the comments section please.

serena_ako2003's Yahoo! Profile

Do you know, I think that is her actual photo. PHOAR!

Reason for loan:
To Buy a Tiger.

Chinese Celebrity Look-Alikes

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WHY WE SO MUST STOP USING THESE GHASTLY AMERICAN PHRASES

So very true.

It's Spring. It's Lovely.

And your a fucking cunt. You have been warned.

Catsablanca



There is something seriously going wrong with my head.

All artwork featured on this site is original and not to be used in any way without permission

Honestly mate, I think you'll be ok.

To be fair, I would still probably would with most of them. *Cough* Except for the blokes of course *Cough*

THERE. IS. A. GOD. AFTERALL.

Ho Slapping.

Politically incorrect, but who cares?

Street Shootout

Very well done.

How to Pick Up a Really Hot Babe

Conjoinment Dreams

Hello there. You may refer to me as Doctor Mercurious Prospero, a connosieur of a particular taste. Siamese twins, conjoined twins -- call them what you will. I think of the beauties you will find here as works to be perused and appreciated.

Beware, there are a lot of NSFW photos in the gallery. (If you get that far)

"No one has the right to cut off any part of someone else's genitals without that person's competent, fully informed consent."

OI! This site is only for the growed. That means if you are a little kid, or you're somehow mortally offended by something as silly as robots getting it on, you shouldn't look at any of this crap..

Magic Cone anyone?

How English are you?

There is some corner of cyberspace that is forever England, and that part is you. Reserved yet fiercely jingoistic, you believe the globe should still be coloured pink but are too polite to say so.

Damon. Can you pick up some more post-it's. We're running low.

Perhaps a similar scheme here would see a drastic increase in voters.

Daily Mail-o-matic

COULD LESBIANS HURT FARMERS?

Outsiders fare worst in National

You don't say?

The Calm Dreariness: The Best Educational Film...Period!

The gore starts at about 3:10. I switched off about 3:15.

Anyone know if this is for real?

A man is, ultimately, the sum of his accomplishments.

I'll wait until lunchtime tomorrow to tot my total up.

Another, slightly weired take on the yeti / penguin game.

Right Place. Right Time.

Surely this is taking model railway scenery too far!

Where is the love?

Here - Free e-hugs

I'm Spartacus.

With a twist at the end...

The Bovine Rectal Palpation Simulator

Vets? Bloody perverts more like.

It will surprise you* that I can do a number of the things these show offs can do, it's just I choose not to! Kudos to them though for putting a few bloopers in as well.



*Only if you find the number zero surprising.

Woman lying on a rock.

Nothing to see here. Move along ... thats it keep moving. Thank you.

Once upon a time there was a donkey. This donkey lived by the side of a river. On the other side of the river there was another field full of delicious carrots. The donkey wanted the carrots but the river was too deep for him to wade, too wide for him to swim, and there was no bridge. The donkey didn't have a boat and he couldn't fly. So how did he get across?

Answer in the comments.

Who does this?

The Rasterbator.

Not anything rude, but a great way to blow an image up and hang it on your wall.

BIRMINGHAM: Baywatch Style.

Superb. Absolutely superb.

As everyone knows swearing is fucking brilliant, and we've been doing a lot lately ( vvv see down there for more). Now you can type and swear with Buffy's Swearing Keyboard. It's fucking ace!

WARNING - DEEPLY DISTURBING IMAGE.

DO NOT CLICK ABOVE IF: you are squemish, liable to fainting, at work, or are generally put off by looking at things on the Internet that make your face curl and go 'what the fuck?'

The rest of you: What the fuck was he doing?

Ok it took me a while but goto Financepage.co.uk click on focus on the top. Then look for the hidden s0e link in the top image. Click on it, then have a look at the links for women in the workplace. Except dont if your at work. It's Rude!

WSJ.com - For Orlando Soto, No Day Is Complete Without Some Spam

If everyone hated spam, it would disappear. But like the traditional direct-mail marketers and telemarketers who came before them, spammers survive public outrage, filters, lawsuits and regulations because innumerable times a day, somebody, somewhere responds with money.

One such somebody is Mr. Soto. He buys spam-pitched aromatherapy oils for his wife and pharmaceuticals for himself. His bookcases are lined with first-edition mystery novels he bought via spam. In a corner of his two-bedroom midtown-Manhattan apartment stands an antique pinball machine bought via spam. He plays Internet bingo at five cents a game on a Web site pitched to him by spam a few weeks ago. He buys stuff via spam for himself and to resell on Web sites he sets up -- a business idea he got from a spam pitch.

Spam helps him 'unwind' and 'lose the stress of the day,' Mr. Soto says.

The twat can have mine then.

Cheltenham Challenge 2004

All the fun of the Cheltenham Festival without the mammoth booze up. So not *that* much fun then, but good never the less.

God knows what they would ever do if they stumbled across this site and took every link as fact!

Jaws.

From the sharks point of view.

Imagination. I couldn't think of any.

So show me yours.

Despite this drinking is still big and very, very clever. Note it takes a woman at the end to spoil all the mens fun. It's not as if he was doing her any harm was he?

We've been swearing a lot recently, but theres always room for another couple of expletives in a foriegn language here.

Greasy Chip Butty is evil:

"**** THE PROOF THAT Greasy Chip Butty IS EVIL ****
G R E A S Y C H I P B U T T Y
7 18 5 1 19 25 3 8 9 16 2 21 20 20 25 - as numbers
7 9 5 1 1 7 3 8 9 7 2 3 2 2 7 - digits added
\_________/ \_________/ \_________/ \_________/ \_________/
3 9 2 3 2 - digits added

Thus, 'Greasy Chip Butty' is 39232.


Divide the number by 32 - this is the symbol of death, backwards. It gives 1226.
Add 79, the year Vesuvius erupted - the result is 1305.
Subtract 96 from the number - this is the year of the destruction of Jerusalem, written backwards. It gives 1209.
Turn the number backwards, and add 1983 - the year Microsoft introduced Windows 1.0. The number is now 11004.
Subtract 9291 from the number - this is the year Bingo was invented, taking many lives in years to come, written backwards. It gives 1713.
Write 1790 backwards. Translate it to octal - this will give you 1713. Thus, 1713 stands for 1790, the year US patent system was established (eevil). "

R U Kool?

Quick test to find out.

Man's longstanding condition draws a crowd in hospital

Thanks to Ally for the link!

You MUST have seen this by now.

Involves lots of celebritys swearing.

It's really good. Especially when you make it swear!

Send back your MP3's

Because sharing is wrong children.

With This Rig, I Do Thee Wed

Of all the ways people have proposed marriage, computer nut Mike Johnson dreamed up one of the most unusual -- and geekiest.

Instead of proposing on bended knee, Johnson presented his would-be bride with a special 'wedding computer.

Scientists at the United States National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) have turned their attention from the mysteries of the cosmos to a more esoteric area of research: what happens when you get a spider stoned.

I cant believe it didn't work!

Fans of Blazzing Saddles will instantly recognise it.

The rest of you. SHAME. ON. YOU.

Unique Projects.

If you can be arsed.

I couldn't.

This page cannot be displayed because you need some fresh air.

The Site That Turns You Into a Burrito!

Does what it says on the tin.

Stickman Cricket.

Beware of the bouncer that knocks you out!

It's described as Safe For Work Porn. I wouldn't risk it.

King Stroker

It's like.....Oh I cant describe it. You'll just have to go see for yourself. Not for work, or the easily offended you understand....

The Accidental Video Game Porn Archive

Theres an archive. Well, bugger me.

One of my favorite *only on sky tv channel 1,5320,3005,3000* shows is with an american grey haird cop that shows 'wacky' video clips of dumb Americans. In one of them, a police alsation, bites a TV presenter in the FACE. Not, the cheek, lip or hair, THE FACE. Whilst thisclip is good if the bear bite her in the FACE it would be soooooo much better.

I remember it, only because as a child it was my dads favourite cartoon.

Make your own Ivor!

The. Greatest. Sandwich. Ever.

Dont even bother trying, he's just done it. Fact.

It's not quite Ian Botham at Headingly in 81 but thisCricket Game may get you in the mood for the new season.

Get fired in 3 hours or less.

Surprisingly difficult it seems.

GADGETS GADGETS GADGETS!

BUY BUY BUY!

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Bless!

Quite good fun when you get the hang of it.

Have you ever just wanted to just disappear and leave all your debts and problems behind? No problem. You just have to fake your own death. Unfortunately, with technology getting so much better, it’s harder than ever. The same tricks that worked for Elvis, won’t work for you.

Windscreen Pictures.

Well. Why not?

Turbo Tanks An upgrade to the old atari game.

It's been going around my head for a while, but in this day and age when military intelligence failed to find any weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, what chance did the Meerkats have at Rourkes Drift?

Fish!

HELP! We're being attacked!

Honk! Honk!

EvilLyrics

A plug in for your media player, that when you start playing a song, automatically serches and fetches the lyrics of that songso you can sing along. Kar-ee-joky!

Pluggage

I found out at the weekend that my best mates wifes, cousins are the two brothers in thedelays.

Their debut single 'Long time coming' went in the UK charts at #16, and 'Nearer than heaven' is released on 22nd March. I would recommend buying it not only because their auntie makes a great fry up to get over a hangover, but also because they are quite good!

(Failing that, they are widely available on Kazaa, but if you do that and like them, be nice and spread the word. Kay? :-) )

Railroad Tycoon 3

Will appeal to those who still gave a toy railway collection in their attic.