I would almost certainly Join in.

Every time I try to sleep I see George holding his stomach in his hands

Drinkometer 2 - The Night out Drinking Simulator - How much Alcohol have you consumed?

A quite good flash animation and song about prison rape.

I dont know whether to Laugh, cry or cringe.

This weeks B3ta challenge is 'What would happen if we lost the cold war'. The best I could come up with was Mikhail Howard.



I'm still waiting for my first frontpage....

There really are thick people in this world.

God bless the children of Iraq

Pessimystic Megs Horrorscopes

Scotch on the Rocks...

...Greasy Chip Butty Style.

In case you missed it there is a mirror site here.

If he ever comes back, be sure to give him hell.

And for the girls Hire A Hubby

I admit to being useless at DIY, however, I think I may have just got the motivation to learn.

The article....It makes no sense. But it's worth it for the title.

There are instances of Husbands who spend their entire life collecting vintage records, having an affair with the baby sitter and a disgruntled wife giving the lot to charity. This guy is either in love or being divorced as he is ebaying an entire lifetimes worth of computer stuff.

I'm am soooooooooooooo tempted.....

And this dear readers is how to get off a speeding fine.

I dont know why I found this interesting. I just did.

On days like today, thanks to Big Ron the brilliance of the b3tans shines. My particular favourite was by Drydo.



If it's good enough for Mel Brooks, it's good enough for me!

Hitler Youth sing YMCA - brilliantly done.

Some more really good (and bad) Lookalikes.

88 MILES PER HOUR!!!!

Spastic brother for sale

Support Excuse Generator

*Adds to favourites for future reference*

Personally I would sell my soul for sweet, sweet beer.....hmmmmm...

Apparently, according to this site, I look like George Clooney, Ralph Fiennes AND Ewan McGregor which is a lot better than I was expecting!

Estimating the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow

Save Chris Turner.

das ist wunderbar.

"I saw lots of TRON costumes on the net, and wasn't satisfied with any of them."

Inslut Generator of Death.

Anal Touching Kitten Licker.

How to become a Ninja!

Top 20 Cartoons on Drugs

The Real Batman and Robin. In Reading of all places.

I've just watched the Passion of the Christ. It's worth watching but it is very gory and quite hard work at times. If you don't have the attention span you could always watch this instead, but don't blame me if you end up in Hell if you start laughing.

Nuke the Giant Spiders before were all doomed!!!!!!!

Shoot your Wad.

Not in the slightest bit safe for work.

Sonic the Hedgehog Spinball

BEER!

THE HAYEZ SQUAD

I was in Hayes yesterday. It's a shithole.

Click. Ha ha ha
Click. Ho Ho Ho
Click. I dont get it.
Click. Ha ha ha.


And so on and so forth.

Robot Love.

Cute.

Too. Much. Time. On. Hands.

Would make church going a bit more interesting.

SPASADA. Go there. They have some great stuff.

Does. Not. Compute.

You will have heard the noises a thousand times. Probably not like this though.

Make a USB turd..

Why would you *not* want to do this?

When I was a student we actually built a load ofMatchstick Rockets and fired them at each other. Afterwards when we had a load of burnt tin foil lying around the house our Landlord pulled a surprise visit. Seeing the carnage around the house he gave us a lecture on drug use and how it can screw up your life. We let him believe that we were crack heads, rather than actually admit we had been firing rockets at each other in his house all night.

Now Now Children. Never mix chlorine and alchol

Subservient Chicken

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Welcome to the Rupali

Abdul Latif, Lord of Harpole, is creator of the 'World's Hottest Curry' - CURRY HELL! If you finish it it's FREE, if not you pay £6.95!

Welcome to Jerry's Love Line!

Hi, I'm Jerry Springer. Couples break up on my TV show all the time, and I wanted to do something to help these people move on to new relationships and rebuild their lives after their nationally-televised humiliation. That's why I've created the Jerry Springer Love Line, a unique online dating service.

One gallon of milk in one hour?

The Secret Source of Google's Power

Only really interesting to Geeks.

**the science of the web economy**

For those that may (or may not be interested)

How Clever are you?

Ever wondered why beer was so expensive in Denmark?

It's probably because you don't need it for the beer goggles!

God Hates Shrimp. Apparently.

The best b3ta post I have ever seen. Go there and praise him like you should.

Because I have push a pram-a-lot. In Lego. Simply Superb.

A full, ten seconds worth, of fun.

Pull in the main sail and drop the anchor.

Headaches ahoy!

A girls best friend.

Happy Birthday Greasy Chip Butty!



It's now been two years since Greasy Chip Butty started and still going strong! I was planning on doing something a bit more special than this but things have been a bit manic lately. Perhaps something may show up later on this evening....

If your a fan of GCB, why not mark the occasion by signing the guestbook on the right or send me an email? It's always nice to know where your from or get email! :-)