Penalty Shootout game 1/45,600,321 to appear between now and Euro 2004.

Next time send money![May 26, 2004]

Omlet!

Robin Hood! Robin Hood Riding through the Glen! Well, not quite but close...

Is this the worst way to find out your wife tortoise has been having an affair with a panda?

Yes. Panda.

Oh come the day the the human form will be available!

how to increase your computers memory

Racisim alive and well in rural Wales!

Having problems with your PC? How to repair a PC gives you all the information you will ever need.

For all you single people, here are a list of this weeks most available ladies and gentlemen!

It all began innocently enough when a user on an Apple help forum posted a picture of his cat, Frankie, contemplating the beauty of a flower. Shortly afterwards another user posted a picture of his cat, Sammy, bristling at the image of Frankie on the monitor. I decided this was too much fun and advanced the concept as The Infinite Cat Project, which is, simply, cats regarding cats regarding cats.

Springfield. Nevada.

Are these the bravest pigs in the world?

"And this is where we sit. We know he paid for it, and we know he has it. Now we wait for his response. If none is received, then we call and find out why."

It's a pretty long read but worth it!

There is a lot of things so wrong about this I wont event go into it. "I Am A Rapist" T-Shirt > Sexual T-Shirts > The fact I am linking to it disturbs me most.

RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!

If your new to photoshopping there are some great articles and tutorials here.

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(NOW WE CAN ALL PRETEND TO BE FRENCH RESISTANCE MEMBERS JUST LIkE IN ALLO ALLO)

David Cassidy would rather die than be Welsh.

The new national ID card form looks great fun!

The ticker on the left reads about 26,000 hits to this site. What you probably dont know is that a shit load of these hits come from google from people searching for 'butty'. Just last month I had the following search engine referers: anal touching, rent-a-cunt, sheffield cunt, conjoinment, pictures of my wife naked [Why he thought the internet could scan all the images on there and pinpoint his wife is beyond me at the moment]. I can very much understand what this bloke has found out about the dirty bastard Internet.

Welcome to LOOkylikey..

A Smorgasboard of Dopplegangers

FUCK ME! FUCK ME! FUCK ME! FUCK ME!

Not as rude as it sounds.

I'm sure you all remember Rainbow. You know - Zippy, Bungle, Rod, Jane and Freddy and all that. If this clip is genuine, and I've no reason to suspect it isn't I can't remember it being this filthy!

Shoe is probably more of a summer game, on account of your socks getting all muddy in the winter.

China shuts 8,600 cybercafes

"As if to prove a point, Xinhuanet cites the tragic case of two youths who were crushed to death by a train when they fell asleep on a railway track after spending 48 hours in a cybercafe. "

Fair enough I would say.

Remember, you saw it here first.

Kenny vs Spenny

???

Bonsai Potato - Zen Without the Wait! Apparently.

It's clearly not all Rock and Roll then.

How Queer.

Now I bet that hurt.

Am I just being cynical but is this the biggest non event ever?

Microsofts paper clip gets the full treatment. The little fucker.

Ladies and Gentlemen,Ms Gerri Halliwell and Ms Kylie Minogue kissing.

Only matter of time really.

While sitting at your desk,
lift your right foot off the floor
and make clockwise circles.

While doing this, draw the number "6"
in the air with your right hand.

Your foot will change direction and
there's nothing you can do about it.

I've seen this before but it's bloody brilliant!