If the day after tomorrow was set in Newcastle.

The Jammy Sod.

In my 3rd year at comprehensive I spent the entire year of French working really hard as I actually believed that the fox of teacher Miss Galbreath would shag me. She didn't (the slag) and the year later married a PE teacher.

Still. C'est mieux avoir aimé et avoir perdu que ne jamais avoir aimé du tout.

There are those that believe and those that don't.

"It was just a bunch of vandals doing some damage,' Prior said. 'I wish they wouldn't trespass, and I wish they would do their art somewhere else.'
Prior estimated the damage to his crops was at least $300. He said he thinks the crop circle was created by some local kids or, at worst, some drunks looking for a good time."

I'm with ^him.

The Phone

I've had a drink and it looks intruiging. If someone could tell me in the comments section what it's all about it may help.

Very pretty though.

Hardware Wars

Captures the Internet superbly.

I shouldn't link to it, but kudos for the effort put into the song

GPS Drawing Gallery

Quite impressive.

Only gay in the village

Pointless

But quite good fun.

As for England. Bollocks.

I wish I was like this but for some reason I'm not.

Addictive balancing game.

THE BOY WHO LIVES ON JAM

Heads. Shoulders. Knees and Toes.

The worlds flags - given grades.

Nutter.

Amusing places close to you...

Cock Pond is close to where I live.

http://www.cockhungryfucksluts.co.uk

hahahahahahhahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

I couldn't seem to get this to work, but the idea is a noble one.

Stupidest thing ever or best thing ever? You decide.

Jesus is my drinking buddy.

It's good to have a drinking buddy who can turn water into wine....

Americans dont have much history, but what they do have they should be proud of.

Addictive Golf game

Tibbut walked out and stood facing the line, away from Mr Sugden.

'I'll have first pick, Tibbut.'

'That's not right, sir.'

'Why isn't it?'

''Cos you'll get all the best players.'

'Rubbish lad.'

Petals Around the Roses

"Press the 'Roll' button to get started.
Enter how many petals you think are around the rose.
Press the 'Check' button to check your answer.
Repeat steps 1-3 until you can get it right every time!
Once you have figured it out, don't spoil the fun for others...let them figure it out for themselves! "

I almost gave up and then solved it.

Ahem. *Whistles* Nothing to see here people. Move along. Thats Right.

He should get out more.

It will always be Marathon, but WTF?

How drunk would you have to be?

I say old chap. Ding Dong.

No basis on science at all but it looks pretty.

Cook charged with contaminating food. It is what he contaminated it with that is 'interesting'..

Too good to be true?.....

Sign Generators.

Hour of fun?

Poke the Bunny

Homer Simpson..in real life?

The 10 Best Internet Fads

I think all have appeared on Greasy Chip Butty in some form or another, but worth checking out anyway.

badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger ENGLAND

Watching Paint Dry. Literally.

B and Q. Manchester.

CHAVS!

Normal looking website? Right click on the nice lady, select properties and check out the filename.

Ever wondered what happens to lighters that get left in pubs?