Tuesday, August 31, 2004
Monday, August 30, 2004
'Vengeance' swipes cake, eats it, too
"I've been on the job 31 years and I've seen a lot of weird stuff, but nothing like this," Sparacino said.
"I've been on the job 31 years and I've seen a lot of weird stuff, but nothing like this," Sparacino said.
It's beautifully done, and probably only for broadband users. At the end of the day however, most of it is arty soft porn.
Lemmings.
I almost failed my exams at school because of this game. And Civilisation. And Football Manager. And Sim City. And Kick Off 2.....
I almost failed my exams at school because of this game. And Civilisation. And Football Manager. And Sim City. And Kick Off 2.....
Sunday, August 29, 2004
Saturday, August 28, 2004
Friday, August 27, 2004
Thursday, August 26, 2004
PunterNet Field Report:
Description: Rene was descibed on the phone as a 24 year old busty brunette. Although this was technically true, she wasn't anywhere near as fit as you'd hope. She was quite fat, had a nasty shaving rash all over the tops of her legs and belly, and scabs on her tits. She said her 'dog had bitten her' !! Certainly no stunner.
Comments: Not good.
Should have left once i'd seen her, but had travelled quite a way and had both money and a hard-on burning a hole in my pocket. The price was steep, but went for the 1/2 hr full works @?80 with an extra ?10 for OWO. She took the dosh away, came back and stripped off, and at that point i saw what i'd let myself in for...
Crap massage (actually painfull) followed by a blow job that was all wank and no blow. Had paid the extra for OWO, but was only getting the tip sucked at best, with no effort made to shaft or balls. After 15 minutes or so decided to finish myself off with a wank over her admitedly large tits. And that was that.
To be fair, she was still expecting me to fuck her, but i'd had enough and wanted out. I dressed and left."
Description: Rene was descibed on the phone as a 24 year old busty brunette. Although this was technically true, she wasn't anywhere near as fit as you'd hope. She was quite fat, had a nasty shaving rash all over the tops of her legs and belly, and scabs on her tits. She said her 'dog had bitten her' !! Certainly no stunner.
Comments: Not good.
Should have left once i'd seen her, but had travelled quite a way and had both money and a hard-on burning a hole in my pocket. The price was steep, but went for the 1/2 hr full works @?80 with an extra ?10 for OWO. She took the dosh away, came back and stripped off, and at that point i saw what i'd let myself in for...
Crap massage (actually painfull) followed by a blow job that was all wank and no blow. Had paid the extra for OWO, but was only getting the tip sucked at best, with no effort made to shaft or balls. After 15 minutes or so decided to finish myself off with a wank over her admitedly large tits. And that was that.
To be fair, she was still expecting me to fuck her, but i'd had enough and wanted out. I dressed and left."
pondlife: RAIL RAGE - the london underground correspondence
It's a long read but one worth it if you have ever travelled on London public transport. Shame he gave up in the end, he could have caused a right stinking mess!!
It's a long read but one worth it if you have ever travelled on London public transport. Shame he gave up in the end, he could have caused a right stinking mess!!
Wednesday, August 25, 2004
By no means safe for work, children or insecure women.
but I think it needs bringing to your attention.
Hint: Pull the bunny to the right.
but I think it needs bringing to your attention.
Hint: Pull the bunny to the right.
Tuesday, August 24, 2004
Monday, August 23, 2004
Disturbing Auctions (.com)
I may bit slow out of the blocks with this one, but I was very drunk last night when it all happened.
RUN PAULA! RUN!!!
Then one day, Paula just stopped running.
RUN PAULA! RUN!!!
Then one day, Paula just stopped running.
Thursday, August 19, 2004
Wednesday, August 18, 2004
Monday, August 16, 2004
Get Behind Celebrating Anal Sex Month
"However, she says the big challenge is convincing people that the activity doesn't '...have to involve penetration. Some people just like being touched on the tip.'"
"However, she says the big challenge is convincing people that the activity doesn't '...have to involve penetration. Some people just like being touched on the tip.'"
Thursday, August 12, 2004
Wednesday, August 11, 2004
Monday, August 09, 2004
Thursday, August 05, 2004
Wednesday, August 04, 2004
Tuesday, August 03, 2004
I saw this on a TV whilst in Prague with no sound and forgot to look it up until now. Lucky bugger!
Monday, August 02, 2004
The new Thunderbirds. With a twist..
Some of the happiest times at work are spent doing this.
