Greasy Chip Butty

.:: Tuesday, August 31, 2004

It's all getting a bit too fruity

Ohhhh I say ...

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.:: Monday, August 30, 2004

'Vengeance' swipes cake, eats it, too

"I've been on the job 31 years and I've seen a lot of weird stuff, but nothing like this," Sparacino said.

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It's beautifully done, and probably only for broadband users. At the end of the day however, most of it is arty soft porn.

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Mon. Kee.

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How to Speak Kewl

OMG! WTF! ROLF!

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Selling Son's Beloved Play Station 2 For Punishment!

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Lemmings.

I almost failed my exams at school because of this game. And Civilisation. And Football Manager. And Sim City. And Kick Off 2.....

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Jet-powered wheelchair

All the rage and the perfect gift for the mother-in-law.

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.:: Sunday, August 29, 2004

Penguin Prostitutes

I bet you thought Penguins were cute .. didnt ya !

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.:: Saturday, August 28, 2004

He's the greatest dancer !

The bit from Spiderman they didn't want you to see (needs sound).

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.:: Friday, August 27, 2004

Tricks of the Trade

Long read, but could come in useful.

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"12 Ways To Crush Your Own Testicles In Your Own Home"

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Elementary My Dear Watson ...

Simple detection game, but fun.

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When selling your home online, make sure you check the phoyos first.

3rd image down.

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.:: Thursday, August 26, 2004

PunterNet Field Report:

Description: Rene was descibed on the phone as a 24 year old busty brunette. Although this was technically true, she wasn't anywhere near as fit as you'd hope. She was quite fat, had a nasty shaving rash all over the tops of her legs and belly, and scabs on her tits. She said her 'dog had bitten her' !! Certainly no stunner.

Comments: Not good.

Should have left once i'd seen her, but had travelled quite a way and had both money and a hard-on burning a hole in my pocket. The price was steep, but went for the 1/2 hr full works @?80 with an extra ?10 for OWO. She took the dosh away, came back and stripped off, and at that point i saw what i'd let myself in for...

Crap massage (actually painfull) followed by a blow job that was all wank and no blow. Had paid the extra for OWO, but was only getting the tip sucked at best, with no effort made to shaft or balls. After 15 minutes or so decided to finish myself off with a wank over her admitedly large tits. And that was that.

To be fair, she was still expecting me to fuck her, but i'd had enough and wanted out. I dressed and left."

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Be afraid ... be very afraid

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pondlife: RAIL RAGE - the london underground correspondence

It's a long read but one worth it if you have ever travelled on London public transport. Shame he gave up in the end, he could have caused a right stinking mess!!

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.:: Wednesday, August 25, 2004

iPod vs. The Cassette

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By no means safe for work, children or insecure women.

but I think it needs bringing to your attention.

Hint: Pull the bunny to the right.

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Flaming Ejots!

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.:: Tuesday, August 24, 2004

TouchGraph GoogleBrowser V1.01

Neat

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.:: Monday, August 23, 2004

Disturbing Auctions (.com)

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I may bit slow out of the blocks with this one, but I was very drunk last night when it all happened.

RUN PAULA! RUN!!!

Then one day, Paula just stopped running.

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.:: Thursday, August 19, 2004

OK, I think the links down there *points downwards* are working again.....

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.:: Wednesday, August 18, 2004

Help!

11th row down. Councillor Eileen Kinnear. Is she wearing glasses or not?

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The Paper Napkin email rejection service:

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.:: Monday, August 16, 2004

Cricket gamblers arrested.

Probably not what you were thinking.

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Gay Bar by Electric Six - sung by flying Viking Kittens.

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Lovechess : The ultimate adult sex game.

Aparently.

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Get Behind Celebrating Anal Sex Month

"However, she says the big challenge is convincing people that the activity doesn't '...have to involve penetration. Some people just like being touched on the tip.'"

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.:: Thursday, August 12, 2004

Streaker 'bangs' one in.

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.:: Wednesday, August 11, 2004

"Very fucked up frog animation"

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.:: Monday, August 09, 2004

Blind Porn

Needs sound and is not safe for work.

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.:: Thursday, August 05, 2004

Geek? Super Geek.

But at least what he has done is brilliant.