Wanna Ride In My Little Tank

"You are responsible for collecting the vehicle from Norfolk and removing it from my garden without demolishing the gateway. I don't think the Royal Mail could handle it".

You don't say !

TV Show wallpapers.

Some of them are quite nostalgic.

Oktoberfest Barbie

It's what Greasy Chip Butty has been petitioning for.

All in, it's probably true.

OH FUCK IT!!!!!!!!!!!

Bet On Iraq. Tempting but immoral?

The Internet's Most Accurate English-to-English Dictionary

Lego movie posters. They even have Blazzing Saddles!

The Farting Dot

Will someone open a window PLEASE !

The T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. Project

Those crazy Americans

OK, forget the birds flashing their tits and dancing at some chav carshow. The real entertainment is with the little kid in the background...

Turn car into a ferrari.

FAR too much work.

You see, with this, you've got to somehow stop the rock from crashing into the thingy rock by using the whatsit by clicking and moving things with the thingamajig.

If anyone has got any idea what is going on, leave a message in the comments for the rest of us mere mortals....

Not too sure how long this will be here but goto argos.co.uk and type 'chav' in the product search...

Tequila!

Ever wanted to buy an Island but never knew where to start?

Never fear, Greasy Chip Butty is here.

Fallen Angel.

It's good if you like cartoons, flash, guns, car crashes, blood, gore, rockets, more guns, explosions, death, mutiliation, machine guns, bazookas, people being shot in the head and a young blonde. With big tits. And a gun.

Probably only for Broadband users though.

CRICKET FOR BASEBALL PLAYERS

It's actually very well done and informative.

If it's good enough for a B3ta FP it's good enough for me!

The more I read Wikipedia, the more I like it.

So, Hackers do have their uses.

The Country Quiz

I am Brazil .. You're athletic, charming, and probably a good dancer. Unfortunatley, you don't really mind chopping down the rain forest, and you probably consider homeless people expendable in certain circumstances. Of course, your personality is so diverse that it's hard to track down exactly what you're like. You definitely like Pele, the World Cup, and shouting "gooooal" at the top of your lungs.

You would think the BBC would proof read their website, or perhaps it deliberate. Normal, if not slightly strange story, but check out the 2nd headline on the See Also: section to the right of the page.

Heads Up!

Movie-A-Minute

For busy people who dont have time to watch full movies.

Leonardo DiCaprio
Your social class is stuffy. Let's dance with the ship's rats and have fun.

Kate Winslet
You have captured my heart. Let's run around the ship and giggle.

(The ship SINKS.)

Leonardo DiCaprio
Never let go.

Kate Winslet
I promise. (lets go)



THE END

Yanks eh? When they are not busy losing the Ryder Cup, you can find them down their local boozer doing a bit of MOVIEOKE.

I hope to God it doesn't make it over here....

SUPPORT MINGE!

They Found Shergar !

For the mafia boss who has everything

Make your own (quite dirty) Eric Prydz video.

Now theres a good idea.

Nugjalth?

How to speak Klingon .. go on you know you want to !

And if you think squeezing two big balls while practicing your swing may induce laughter ...

Big Balls

Toenail Clippings Art

WTF!

Yeti ylympics

Dog Walks on Only Two Legs.

DeBeers - A girls best friend.

Milkman By David Firth

Very disturbing that someone could even think this never mind spend hours actually making it. Still, it passes a couple of minutes.

Just a gentle reminder that September 19th is International Talk Like A Pirate Day.

YARR!

Gerrofff!

"Quick" .... Poke the Penguin

Funny Olympic Pictures

The Olympics may be over, but here are some pictures to remember it by.

Off With His Head .....

Made me wince just reading it

Is this the slowest job in England?

Weight Watchers Recipe Cards

Not just any old cards, these are from 1974 .. they will help you lose weight ... by not trying them.

Why 1 in 3 marriages end in divorce.

click the fluffy things.

Scarborough Hyundai.

Worst jingle ever?

Tiny URL for multimap postcodes. Potentally very handy.

Cheese Racing.

Because you can...