Greasy Chip Butty
absolutly bloody rubbish


.:: Sunday, October 31, 2004
Monkey Madness!

Help the monkey get to the other side of the shark infested waters. Game is ok but the music will drive you nuts !


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It's Porn Jim. But not as we know it.


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I got them all apart from the Rose. Anyone shed anylight on it?


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.:: Saturday, October 30, 2004
Hahahahaha ...

Cock and Balls Potato


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.:: Friday, October 29, 2004
We get EasyJet, the Yanks get HootersAir.

The lucky buggers.


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Bendy Straw Animals

I am impressed !


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Something to do.

Call 0800 587 6587, ask to join the UK Independence Party and insist on paying in Euros.

Hold phone receiver at arm's length to safeguard your hearing.

You may wish to inform them that at the current exchange rate, the price is E28.75.


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.:: Wednesday, October 27, 2004
Blue Chamber

If anyone knows how to get out of it, please let me know .. it's doing my fucking head in !


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.:: Tuesday, October 26, 2004
Frigits Deluxe

I want, I want, I want !


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.:: Monday, October 25, 2004
The interactive Mona Lisa


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KaleidoDraw

I used to have one of these as a kid .. hours of fun (ok, 10 mins then)


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The World. She has gone mad.


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.:: Sunday, October 24, 2004
Which File Extension Are You?

Apparently I am ".exe" .... "When given proper orders you excute them flawlessly. You're familar to most and useful to all".


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.:: Thursday, October 21, 2004
HAHAHAHAHA!


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.:: Wednesday, October 20, 2004
Next time take the phone off the hook!


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OH BOLLOCKS!


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Ah, wedding bliss...


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.:: Monday, October 18, 2004
Novelty Christmas Condoms

Yes I know it's only October but let's get into the Christmas spirit ! I am sure these are guaranteed to put the Oh Oh Oohhh back into Christmas ;o)


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Something, just not *quite* right here....


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Somethng, just not *quite* right here....


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Squirrel Name Generator

From this day forward my new name is ... Private McNutt ... but then it's all nuts really, innnit ;)


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hahahah. Poo.


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.:: Sunday, October 17, 2004
Ok, you've tried the Porn Bread now try ...

Carnal Cookies


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'gourmet' ice

Now why the hell didn't I come up with an idea like this !!!


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.:: Saturday, October 16, 2004
HELP!! I have been visited by the Stigmata!!!
Whislt playing cricket in the summer I was hit by a rather rapid bowler right on the big toe, causing me a great deal of discomfort but also causing a nasty looking bruise on the nail. However, I have just realised that a vision of a Nun has now taken over the nail.





Now this is clearly a profound religious event, and as everyone knows there is a lot of money sloshing around in Religion. However, how do I make considerable personal profit from this?


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.:: Friday, October 15, 2004
Why have women not been sent to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning yet.


I'm here all week.


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.:: Wednesday, October 13, 2004
Olympics Re-Visited

Check out this twisted animated take on the Olympics that's funnier than considering synchronized swimming a "sport." From fencing to boxing to high diving -- no event is spared from the skewer.

Quite long and is better with sound.


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.:: Monday, October 11, 2004
The worry!


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An absolute gem of a website. Hours of fun and nostalgia.


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Missile Command 2004.

Great Game.


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Dont let it get your cursor!!


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We've featured headlines from the BBC Website that are a bit tongue in cheek, almost a bit too far, but at the end of the day, they are crazy civil servants protected by unions and almost impossible to sack. The competitive ITV however you would think would clamp down on making obscence inuendo out of headlines, whether they be right or not?

You would be wrong.


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PORN BREAD! PORN BREAD!!! COME AND GET YOUR PORN BREAD!


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.:: Friday, October 08, 2004
Sheffield-ish

Following on from the link below *points down there* .... how to talk proper Sheffieldish - like worido.


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GPs confused by 'manky' patients

hahaha!


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.:: Thursday, October 07, 2004
Jeremy has the biggest cock in Britain

And he's called it "Melvin" ... it's not what you think


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.:: Wednesday, October 06, 2004
There must a video of this somewhere.


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.:: Tuesday, October 05, 2004
It's good but if they tried to do it to a hungover centre back on Sunday morning by the 4th trick they would have been kicked 5 foot in the air.



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.:: Monday, October 04, 2004
Sex toy causes air security scare

"It was rather disconcerting when the rubbish bin started humming furiously".


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.:: Friday, October 01, 2004
The Six Inch Money Box !

I've heard of watching your money grow but ...


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The iToilet

Taking the piss ?


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