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.:: Monday, January 31, 2005

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.:: Sunday, January 30, 2005

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.:: Thursday, January 27, 2005

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"'My wife and I were very shocked but we watched it until the end because we couldn't believe what we were seeing." You dirty old bugger!!! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:06 PM Add a

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.:: Tuesday, January 25, 2005

Woman are Worse Drivers Fact (apparently) .. oh and it also depends on the size of your fingers ! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 10:05 AM Add a

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.:: Monday, January 24, 2005

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.:: Sunday, January 23, 2005

Sidewalk Chalk Guy You've seen them done in London, a guy does a chalk drawing on the pavement and you throw a few quid in his hat .. well these pictures are a bit different and are absolutely fantastic ... pity they wash away in the rain. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 12:42 PM Add a

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.:: Friday, January 21, 2005

When preparing for an interview with the Wetherspoons pub chain the most obvious thing to do is ask for advice on an internet messageboard. Laugh out loud funny responses. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 11:49 AM Add a

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Forget the Really Wild Show and Crocodile Hunter, anything you ever wanted to know about Animals, reviewed in a throroughly scientific way. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 9:39 AM Add a

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.:: Thursday, January 20, 2005

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.:: Wednesday, January 19, 2005

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.:: Monday, January 17, 2005

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.:: Sunday, January 16, 2005

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.:: Friday, January 14, 2005

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.:: Wednesday, January 12, 2005

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.:: Tuesday, January 11, 2005

I am 95% British, just like HRH Prince Charles Though you'll never be king you certainly know where your castle is. Take the Brit Quiz at darrenlondon.tripod.com/britquiz1.htm Quiz written by Daz It is quite flawed though. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 6:18 PM Add a

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The wisdom of Swiss Tony. LAYING A CARPET: Laying a carpet is... very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 6:13 PM Add a

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Concentration test for men. I scored appalingly. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 6:11 PM Add a

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"Hollywood - Brad Pitt has aknowleged that his 'seven years in T'Bitch' has officially ended. With both Pitt and his A-list ex-wife, Jennifer Aniston back on the dating scene, surveys have shown that instances of fan masturbation are reaching new highs, indeed, bordering on epidemic." Some images probably not suitable for work. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 6:09 PM Add a

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Airport's porn blunder Why does this never ever happen at Gatwick or Heathrow :-( Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 12:20 PM Add a

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.:: Monday, January 10, 2005

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Rolf Harris ... eat your heart out Now you too can paint like Rolf .... well kinda. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:27 AM Add a

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.:: Friday, January 07, 2005

A bloke keeps ringing me and singing 'Stand And Deliver' down the line. I keep telling him he's got the wrong number, but he's adamant. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 10:02 AM Add a

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"HOLLYWOOD stunner Kate Beckinsale has given her daughter's randy rabbit to the family cleaning lady - because it wouldn't stop masturbating. ""HOLLYWOOD stunner Kate Beckinsale has given her daughter's randy rabbit to the family cleaning lady - because it wouldn't stop masturbating. " Unfortunatly no pictures. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:23 AM Add a

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.:: Thursday, January 06, 2005

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.:: Wednesday, January 05, 2005

The biggest mistakes of 2004 In movies, not selections for manager of Sheffield Wednesday. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 6:13 PM Add a

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Shame on Arsenal. ALWAYS CHEATING! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 6:04 PM Add a

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King William's College general knowledge quiz Aparently the average score is 2. I got 2 just flicking through it. Bloody toffs they dont know anything, apart obviously from group masterbation and latin. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 5:59 PM Add a

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A middle aged woman called Jan cuts my hair, every 6 weeks or so for the modest price of £6.60 and as much gossip I can hear in the 3 minutes or so it takes her to finsh. If however I moved to Salt Lake City, I think this is where my bonce would be getting sheared. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 5:56 PM Add a

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The Free Fall Research Page: Unplanned Freefall? Some Survival Tips by David Carkeet Admit it: You want to be the sole survivor of an airline disaster. You aren't looking for a disaster to happen, but if it does, you see yourself coming through it. I'm here to tell you that you're not out of touch with reality—you can do it. Sure, you'll take a few hits, and I'm not saying there won't be some sweaty flashbacks later on, but you'll make it. You'll sit up in your hospital bed and meet the press. Refreshingly, you will keep God out of your public comments, knowing that it's unfair to sing His praises when all of your dead fellow-passengers have no platform from which to offer an alternative view. Let's say your jet blows apart at 35,000 feet. You exit the aircraft, and you begin to descend independently. Now what.... Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 5:54 PM Add a

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Although a clearly wonderful singer, I'm sure the balls must do something to shut her up only I'm not sure what! Answers in the comments if you find out please! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 5:49 PM Add a

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.:: Saturday, January 01, 2005

Welcome to 2005 which is officially the Chinese .. YEAR OF THE COCK . But in the meantime to get you in the mood for all those January sales ... you must have seen the adverts on the telly over Christmas .. now you can deface the posters :-) Elite Designers Against Ikea Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 1:27 PM Add a

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A website of mostly irrelevant, sometimes funny, occasionally rude, and hardly ever political links, that I come across from time to time. I try to make an entry most days, but this t'internet thingy, it's not as good as pubs or footie is it?

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