Greasy Chip Butty

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.:: Saturday, February 26, 2005

Top 10 Dirty Office Sayings ... Hahahahaha Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:38 PM Add a

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.:: Friday, February 25, 2005

Really? Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 12:45 PM Add a

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Ahhh... The Cornish. Bless 'em. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 9:49 AM Add a

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.:: Thursday, February 24, 2005

Free Coffee? A seemingly genuine off. My order was processed andthough I have not recieved mine yet, I know others that have. Just remember to join as a member of the public not a company! 1) Viking Direct 2) Search for 'Ruler' and click on 'Desktop Essentials' followed by "30 cm (12") Shatter Proof Ruler ".... add to trolly 3) goto "Order by Catalogue Number" on the top of the page and search for product "Y22-PRKAFFEE1".... add to trolly 4) Check the price of the newly added product... make sure its free, incase they fixed it. 5) Checkout =D.... total cost: about £3.50 after delivery. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:19 PM Add a

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.:: Monday, February 21, 2005

3D Billiards Quite good and authentic western music. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:19 PM Add a

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Natalie Imbruglia's 'Torn' with sign language. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:14 PM Add a

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Boys' Private Parts: 10 Things Every Girl Should Know About Them 1. Unlike your girly privates, which are internal, boy privates are external. God knew that nobody wanted to see all our lady mess, so He pushed everything up inside you. What in tarnation He was thinking when he came up with that nasty, dangling, squishy flesh on boys beats the heck out of me, but I suspect it was so it would be easier for Him to keep an eye on what they're up to. Because trust me: that grotesque grab bag of horror and disappointment is always up to something, gals. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:10 PM Add a

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What you'll be seeing in just a few moments is...well, it's just a big pile of Star Wars crap. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:08 PM Add a

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.:: Sunday, February 20, 2005

The best dancing Robot on TV at the moment. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:45 PM Add a

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.:: Saturday, February 19, 2005

Fictional swear words Wikipedia does it again. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:09 PM Add a

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.:: Friday, February 18, 2005

Good God. Is nothing sacred? Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 3:08 PM Add a

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.:: Thursday, February 17, 2005

Arsenal.com - Predict a score. Thanks to some good voting the Arsenal Websites Fans view is that they will lose by 8+ goals to the Blades this weekend. Join in, you know you want to! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 2:12 PM Add a

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"How you doin', sweet thang? My name's John Shaft, and I'll be your host tonight. Welcome to 'How to be a Pimp', the exclusive online guide that tells you how to be a pimp. Follow these eight easy steps and you'll be big pimpin' in no time. I'll tell you how to do all of the pimp shit - everything from how to slap a hoe like a pimp to how to order chinese food like a pimp. But, first, there are a few requirements. One, you gotta be the man. Not A man, but THE man. Two, you gotta have a 'fro. Three, no republicans allowed. Oh, and if you know the name of more than one backstreet boy, please vacate the premises. Alright then. Grab your cane, mack daddy, because we're goin' pimpin'. " Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 9:10 AM Add a

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Sprout a Couch Ingenius use of grass! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 9:06 AM Add a

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.:: Tuesday, February 15, 2005

Alcoholic Super-Bug Wash I am not surprised they're drinking it *hic*.... its 62% proof *hic*! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 9:10 PM Add a

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Paper made from Roo dung ? Strewth ... what's that Skippy ... you don't say ! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 3:12 PM Add a

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Sign Language .. Drugs/Addiction/Street Terminology I love this ... check out the ones for Mating/Dating etc. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 2:09 PM Add a

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.:: Monday, February 14, 2005

Your Name Here The literal meaning of Greasychipbutty is apparently ... "Oh well, we can always try again." The history is .... "Coming to an apprentice shoemaker in a dream around the time when the Vikings were really beginning to wonder if it was all worth it, the name Greasychipbutty was originally used imprecisely to refer to unsettlingly enthusiastic night soil collectors, before losing two vowels in the wash." And the motto is "You can't fix what isn't broken without smashing it up a bit first." I would go along with all of that. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:42 PM Add a

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.:: Sunday, February 13, 2005

Ride Em Cowboy ! I am crap at this ! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:13 PM Add a

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Totally inappropriate Valentines cards. You can send me one (blog@greasychipbutty.com) if your so inclined! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 11:47 AM Add a

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Banned Britney Spears advert. Cant see what the fuss is myself. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 11:42 AM Add a

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.:: Wednesday, February 09, 2005

MSN routeplanner of Microsoft Fill in that you want to travel from Haugesund (Norway) to Trondheim (also in Norway). Ask for Directions Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 12:15 PM Add a

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Air Drop Mishaps Pictures are a bit fuzzy, but you get the general idea .. the last one is the best ! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:18 AM Add a

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.:: Tuesday, February 08, 2005

Chinese Watermelon Art In China they carve watermelons instead of pumpkins. I think you'll have to agree ... this is some pretty fancy and amazing artwork ! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 10:49 PM Add a

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.:: Monday, February 07, 2005

Old Folks Knit Themselves a Room Yes you read it right .. KNIT themseves a room ! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 9:25 PM Add a

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.:: Friday, February 04, 2005

The Worlds First Inflatable Pub! I like this a lot :-) Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 4:28 PM Add a

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RIOT!!! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 3:13 PM Add a

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Guess the Movie Try and guess the movies from the stills shown, made more difficult as there are no heads ! I managed 15. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:18 AM Add a

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.:: Thursday, February 03, 2005

A rest home has been forced to close and the owners are expecting to get their brains sued out after 18 nurses, aides, assistants and orderlies got pregnant following a "Viagra party" for the facility's elderly patients! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 10:13 PM Add a

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I'm all for this! "'Any player who fronts up with a real moustache on their face will get 'a lot' of beer delivered to their local cricket club,' it announces in a media release." Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 4:21 PM Add a

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.:: Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Stupid Client Quotes If you work with clients in any way, especially in the computer world, these will make you laugh. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 9:23 PM Add a

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Dirty monitor ? Then click this to clean your screen for free ! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:39 PM Add a

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.:: What is Greasy Chip Butty?

A website of mostly irrelevant, sometimes funny, occasionally rude, and hardly ever political links, that I come across from time to time. I try to make an entry most days, but this t'internet thingy, it's not as good as pubs or footie is it?

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