.:: Friday, April 29, 2005

'Alcohol makes your brain grow'

*HIC* ...

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Empire Square Sex Game

*NSFW*
How fast can you "finish her off" ;-)

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.:: Thursday, April 28, 2005

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes … best if you say them out loud, for maximum effect.

That's not right ......................... Sum Ting Wong
Are you harbouring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding
See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man ................................ Dum
Small Horse ............................... Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach? .................. Wai Yu So Tan
I bumped into a coffee table .............. Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a face lift ..............Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here .................... Wao So Dim
I thought you were on a diet ............. Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone .................. No Pah King
Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao?
Staying out of sight ..................... Lei Ying Lo
He's cleaning his automobile ............. Wa Shing Ka
Your body odour is offensive .............. Yu Stin Ki Pu
Great .................................... Su Pah

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Relieve your frustration by punching a celebrity at least this way, you won't get arrested.

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.:: Wednesday, April 27, 2005

The Colour Test

Simple little fun test that will make you think.

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.:: Monday, April 25, 2005

Chicken.

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I'd give it all up to live on pig farm.

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John Manlove for Mayor of Pasadena, TX

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WELCOME TO EXIT MUNDI: A COLLECTION OF END-OF-WORLD SCENARIOS

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She wants to buy you flowers.

One of the best examples of a video comlementing a song I've seen for years.

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Sugar Free Pork Chocs ™ - Milk Chocolate Dipped Pork Rinds

"CALLING ALL LOW CARB DIETERS… Here’s another unique and original creation from your favorite chocolatiers here at A Bountiful Harvest Designs. We’ve experienced such a huge amount of success throughout the summer months while testing the market in our retail store with this product we just had to add it to our online mall!

They’re sweet with a hint of saltiness and crunchy all wrapped up in one! Available in your choice of milk, dark or white sugar free Belgian chocolate…they’re a low carb dieters dream come true…high in protein and low in carbs! Heat-sealed for freshness in a clear cello bag. Net Wt 4 oz."

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Joke with realistic endings.

"So, there were an Irishman, an Englishman and an American wrecked on an island. One day, they found a bottle, and when they opened it, a ghost came out and offered them each a wish. However, even though they wished for different stuff, nothing happened, as the three guys of varying nationalities were just having shared hallucinations from hunger."

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Guess-the-google

A creditable 240 for the first go.

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.:: Saturday, April 23, 2005

Hideously Modified Cars

Do people actually drive these ?

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.:: Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Robot sex dolls

Lifelike in every way .. the only headache is the price tag ;-)

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.:: Tuesday, April 19, 2005

White Smoke! White Smoke!!!

The BBC Reports heavily but enlarging the image on this page for some reason made me laugh out loud!

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The Movie Line Game.

Ok everyone this is how we play. I give you a line from a movie, if you know put your answer in the comments and add a line from a movie of your own. Everyone else read the comments to see the latest question, if you know it answer reply to it and add your own. Repeat until fade or me and Ally who is the only one of you miserable buggers to ever make a comment on this site get bored of it!

The starting line is:

"Prepare to attack Rock Ridge at Noon. Here are your badges."
"Badges? We dont need no stinkin' badges!"

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Gentlemen. Prepare to wince.

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Virtual Bartender 2

Similar to Virtual Bartender but with twice the fun. After you have finished with 'Kiss' try 'Jedi'.

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Formula 1 would be so much better if all the races were like this.

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Get Down

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HELP us find the tooth!

If this gains momentum I would think the Highland Authorities will give him the $5,000 themselves to keep the site open.

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Google SMS

It's the end of pub quizzes as we know them.

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1/3 of workers sacked after failing company drug test.

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Wack the sak as fast as you can to make him yelp !

*NSFW*

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O?blgshezi: The English Language when you only have a calculator

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Paddy Power Advertising Gallery.

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Oðblgshezi is a language consisting of English written with the digits of a calculator.

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.:: Friday, April 15, 2005

Charles is having problems making his wedding speech, please help him before he makes a complete plonker of himself . . . . . . again.

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.:: Thursday, April 14, 2005

Hitler would be proud.

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If you like living outdoors and drinking super strength lager trampjuice is your friend.

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My attitide must be changing in my old age....

Who should I vote for?

Your expected outcome:

Labour

Your actual outcome:

Labour -5
Conservative -15
	Liberal Democrat 32
	UK Independence Party 3
	Green 14

You should vote: Liberal Democrat

The LibDems take a strong stand against tax cuts and a strong one in favour of public services: they would make long-term residential care for the elderly free across the UK, and scrap university tuition fees. They are in favour of a ban on smoking in public places, but would relax laws on cannabis. They propose to change vehicle taxation to be based on usage rather than ownership.

Take the test at Who Should You Vote For

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Phone thief's intimate hiding place

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Perhaps not the best logo in the world...

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Creative Archive Licence Group

BBC, Channel 4, British Film Institute and OU issue call to action for the Creative Archive Licence Media and arts organisations, universities and libraries have today been urged to join an innovative new scheme designed to give the public access to footage and sound from some of the largest film, television and radio archives in the UK, as well as specially commissioned material.

Prepare to use your bandwidth limit.

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Everybody was USB Disco Dancing!

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Obi Wan buys a car.

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.:: Wednesday, April 13, 2005

If there was an Olympic sport Britain would get the Gold medal for skiving at work.

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.:: Monday, April 11, 2005

Good lord ... whatever next

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.:: Sunday, April 10, 2005

Well we've had learn to speak Scottish, Yorkshire and now you can learn to speak Like a Geordie

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.:: Friday, April 08, 2005

This is Gibbys game room.

Gibby probably doesn't have a girlfriend.

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The Virtual Cocktail Lounge

*Hic*

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.:: Wednesday, April 06, 2005

NHS

With thanks to Matt at 4rthur ... if you have an illness, and don't know who else to ask .. try an NHS nurse.

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.:: Tuesday, April 05, 2005

There is only 1 team in Yorkshire

For Blades everywhere ... enjoy :-)

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Sand Circles

Fantastic .. pity the sea will wash them away.

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Popemobile

Well I guess it was only a matter of time ...

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.:: Friday, April 01, 2005

Transparent Laptops

These chaps have set their PC's wallpaper to be whatever is behind the computer, giving an impression of having a transparent screen. It's really rather clever stuff.

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Try some of these words and phrases that sound gross but aren't

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