Greasy Chip Butty

absolutly bloody rubbish

.:: Thursday, June 30, 2005

We're gonna need a bigger BBQ. What did they use to catch it with ?! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 1:05 PM Add a

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.:: Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Alphabet Zoo I liked it. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 4:02 PM Add a

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.:: Monday, June 27, 2005

Due to defrosting my freezer I am on the final mouthfulls of a 22lb beef steak eaten on it's own with nothing other than mayonaise, mustard, salt and pepper. It was georgous but I am already having the meat sweats and due to the heat dont think I will get that much sleep tonight. Mind you, at least it wasn't The Seventy-Ounce Steak now thats a steak. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 9:15 PM Add a

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Monopoly Live!!! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:05 PM Add a

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1. Man swallows friends new car key 2. Man cant throw key back up 3. Man goes to hospital for x-ray 4. Doctors take x-ray of key but inform car owner they have to let nature take it's course. 5. Car owner not happy. Wants car now. 6. Car owner takes x-ray to locksmith. 7. Locksmith makes key. 8. Key Works. Probably not much point reading this now, but could be worth it just to prove I wasn't lying. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:04 PM Add a

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Wake up to the smell of bacon. Ingenious. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:49 PM Add a

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Illusion design works that look like Op art. Which may make you feel sick if you stare at them long enough :-/ Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 5:43 PM Add a

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.:: Sunday, June 26, 2005

Which MASH Character Are You? Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 9:33 PM Add a

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.:: Wednesday, June 22, 2005

House Gymnastics For those of the GCB readers who live in tiny flats now there is no excuse for no exercise ! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:37 PM Add a

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.:: Tuesday, June 21, 2005

I never knew the French could be so funny. Click it. It's the best thing I've seen on the Internet all year. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 9:02 PM Add a

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A very clever parrot! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:10 PM Add a

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3.2.1. GO. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:05 PM Add a

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Fancy a Shag ? Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 4:22 PM Add a

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Lotus for Sale only 50p. I like the way this woman thinks. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:48 AM Add a

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Race through the corridors of your ship and destroy these "cute" little beasts. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:24 AM Add a

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.:: Friday, June 17, 2005

Why am I always in the wrong place at the wrong time when it's raining money !! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 9:16 AM Add a

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.:: Thursday, June 16, 2005

Das Keyboard - UberGeeks Only. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 6:50 AM Add a

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Best party trick ever? Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 6:47 AM Add a

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.:: Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Darth Vader Mask - Check Voice Changer - Check Working Litesaber - Check Sleeping Wife - Check All the ingredients for hilarity. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:57 PM Add a

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When you gotta go, you gotta go Designer urinals. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:22 AM Add a

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.:: Tuesday, June 14, 2005

I am in the wrong job, I must be ! These guys have cornered the market in canned mud for 4X4 users. But it's mud !!!! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 10:50 AM Add a

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.:: Sunday, June 12, 2005

The Aviation oops list. Best not to look at these if you are in an airport departure lounge ready for take off :-/ Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 9:13 PM Add a

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Simply The Best From what I understand this is a group of American Idol rejects singing at half time of some sporting event. This is hilarious. Check out how many times the dude in the white shirt does his spin move. This would go down a storm at Bramall Lane ! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 12:10 PM Add a

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.:: Saturday, June 11, 2005

You thought your domestic puss was adorable didn't you, well think again cats are manipulating our brains. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:24 PM Add a

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.:: Friday, June 10, 2005

1938 Pathe news brings you this summers blockbuster: Nev is back and this time he wants peace in our time. Sorry, it's been going round in my head since I saw the advert on a bus stop poster. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:17 PM Add a

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Even Better Than The Real Thing? Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 5:02 PM Add a

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Boys Beware!!! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 4:54 PM Add a

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The Guinness Lifestyle Diet. Nothing but Guiness, a pint of milk and a vitamin C tablet each day for a week. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 4:45 PM Add a

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9ct Gold Ringed Burberry Condoms direct from Arogs apparently. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:16 AM Add a

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.:: Thursday, June 09, 2005

Beer Buddy You could use this, or just drink it anyway. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 6:02 PM Add a

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Armund van Helden - my my my Versus Tim De Luxe - It wont Do Both good songs but better videos.... ...After careful consideration I reckon Tim De Luxe just pips it. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 5:49 PM Add a

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One for the daddies... 50 years of Playboy playmates. Clearly not safe for work. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 5:43 PM Add a

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How to impress girls. By Losers on bikes. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 5:39 PM Add a

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'We're stuck in mum's handcuffs' and other strange calls made to the police. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:25 AM Add a

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.:: Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Guess Which Movie from the screenshots, it's not as easy as it looks. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:06 PM Add a

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.:: Tuesday, June 07, 2005

'Vice ring madam', 80, arrested I know it's the oldest profession in the book but this takes the biscuit. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 1:30 PM Add a

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.:: Monday, June 06, 2005

Pulp Fiction in 30 Seconds as acted out by Bunnies. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:18 PM Add a

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Mucky Hand Dispenser Not Safe for work. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:15 PM Add a

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Girls & Corpses It's the new FHM. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:03 PM Add a

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Is this the coolest picture ever ! Click for bigger and scroll down. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 5:48 PM Add a

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GPS Panties Big Sister is watching. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 5:45 PM Add a

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Bubblewrap I love this stuff. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 5:44 PM Add a

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.:: Saturday, June 04, 2005

Stereo Images Two images *NSFW*, but stare too long and your eyes go all funny. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:15 PM Add a

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.:: Friday, June 03, 2005

I hate that fucking frog !! Click your mouse twice to shoot him as far as you can, my record is 42. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:01 PM Add a

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.:: Thursday, June 02, 2005

I've just realised that if you ask google Is this the way to Amarillo? it's first answer is to try and give you directions. Bless it. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 10:08 PM Add a

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All World Knowledge - Rules of Cricket Now with the cricket season in full swing, you too can learn the rules to this complex game ;) Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 12:47 PM Add a

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.:: Wednesday, June 01, 2005

We all know cats are evil, but some of these are quite good. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:45 AM Add a

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eBay item 4997762829 (Ends May-26-05 18:31:46 PDT) - Princess Cut 1.03 ct. Platinum Size 4 VS1/F A ring with a story. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:42 AM Add a

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The Gullibility Test: Science and Nature I scored a pathetic 4/10. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:39 AM Add a

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Alpine cricket is 'rough lover' Every 18 seconds. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:37 AM Add a

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Challenge Vader - with 20 questions or less. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:34 AM Add a

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kittenwar.com May the cutest kitten win. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:30 AM Add a

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A website of mostly irrelevant, sometimes funny, occasionally rude, and hardly ever political links, that I come across from time to time. I try to make an entry most days, but this t'internet thingy, it's not as good as pubs or footie is it?

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