Greasy Chip Butty

absolutly bloody rubbish

.:: Monday, October 31, 2005

Mouse Avoider Well that's my Tuesday at work taken care of. Game ok, but the music gets on yer nerves after a while ! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:19 PM Add a

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Rum! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:00 PM Add a

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Bored of Local Radio FM? Why not tune into thousands of radio stations in the world then? Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 6:42 PM Add a

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: The Airline Screening Playset So finally, I had the cop shoot her dead. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 6:40 PM Add a

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I gave up at level 3 Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 6:38 PM Add a

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Do my laundry, get a blowjob Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 6:33 PM Add a

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Pathetic Geek Stories Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 6:32 PM Add a

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At least it's topical. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 6:26 PM Add a

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.:: Sunday, October 30, 2005

For sale: Britain’s underground city Soo that's where the Wombles have been hiding out. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:23 PM Add a

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TV and Movie Scripts Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 1:38 PM Add a

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.:: Saturday, October 29, 2005

Create your own Fireworks Display Now there are two things I hate in life, clowns and fireworks. But I quite like this. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:30 PM Add a

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.:: Friday, October 28, 2005

Make a Cheerleader Strip ! *NSFW* but you lot will just click it anyway. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:19 AM Add a

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Best played with with a hangover Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:16 AM Add a

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.:: Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Whats her Bra Size? The introductions are quite funny as well. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 5:12 PM Add a

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.:: Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Fainting Goats Now I am not sure if this is for real or not. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:48 PM Add a

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Pumpkins Amazing what you can do with one. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 12:46 PM Add a

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.:: Monday, October 24, 2005

I AM! I AM! I'm the greatest dancer!!! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:24 PM Add a

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.:: Saturday, October 22, 2005

Bar Signs for the Modern Drunkard Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 6:27 PM Add a

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.:: Friday, October 21, 2005

Just how dodgy are YOU! "You are an angel" Penalty = 0 and Prison sentence = 0 Blimeh .. I must get out more! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 12:10 PM Add a

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Art from 300 Miles up Stunning ... click on the "return to photos" link. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 11:31 AM Add a

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.:: Thursday, October 20, 2005

Burnout - M62 Edition. The only white christmas I can ever remember was encountered on the M62. That is 100% of fact. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 9:31 PM Add a

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Dress your gay dog. Ruff. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 9:25 PM Add a

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Lots of planes taking off and landing Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:37 PM Add a

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"Broadband increased the size of my cock" Tube gossip ... Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:27 AM Add a

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.:: Wednesday, October 19, 2005

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Addicted. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:18 PM Add a

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The Memory Hole > "Two 16 oz. ribeyes, one lb. turkey breast (sliced thin), twelve strips of bacon, two large hamburgers with mayo, onion, and lettuce, two large baked potatoes with butter, sour cream, cheese, and chives, four slices of cheese or one-half pound of grated cheddar cheese, chef salad with blue cheese dressing, two ears of corn on the cob, one pint of mint chocolate chip ice cream, and four vanilla Cokes or Mr. Pibb" Thats what Stanley Baker Jr had for his last meal before he was executed. Fat Bastard. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 6:54 PM Add a

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Doesn't he look happy! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 6:06 PM Add a

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.:: Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Sheep Reaction Test Hmmm my rating is "Bobbing Bobcat" .. not sure if that is good or bad. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:37 PM Add a

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.:: Monday, October 17, 2005

Five Finger Fillett Try to avoid stabbing the fingers, you need sound for the screaming ! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:23 PM Add a

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The Meaning of Liff What place names really mean ... Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 12:40 PM Add a

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.:: Saturday, October 15, 2005

Kangaroo vs. Snake "What's that Skippy ?" ....... Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:13 PM Add a

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The Package. I actually disarmed it with about 6 minutes to go, but if you can spare 15 minutes 'The package' is well worth the time. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 6:03 PM Add a

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??? Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 5:51 PM Add a

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Gettoz.com - Gettoz ??? Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 5:48 PM Add a

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"What a magnificent shot! No, he's out." - Tony Greig. "Now, Pakistan are in real trouble." - Tony Greig, with Pakistan on 9/58 Plenty more worth reading. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 5:39 PM Add a

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Gun Run Run. With a gun. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 11:29 AM Add a

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Strange, but interesting. This is a car advertisement from Great Britain. When they finished filming the ad, the film editor noticed something moving along the side of thecar, like a ghostly white mist. They found out that a person had been killed a year earlier in that exact same spot. The ad was never put on TV because of the unexplained ghostly phenomenon. Watch the front end of the car as it clears the trees in the middle of the screen and you'll see the white mist crossing in front of the car then following it along the road......Spooky! Is it a ghost, or is it simply mist? You decide. If you listen to the ad, you'll even hear the camera man whispering in the background about it nearthe end of the commercial. You need to turn the volume up a bit because he's whispering. A little creepy but pretty cool! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 11:21 AM Add a

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.:: Friday, October 14, 2005

The perfect job ! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 4:56 PM Add a

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.:: Thursday, October 13, 2005

Well it amused me for all of ...... 2 seconds But then I am easily pleased. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 10:40 PM Add a

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Manners guide for the modern girl Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 3:22 PM Add a

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.:: Wednesday, October 12, 2005

The War of The Worlds in 30 seconds with bunnies. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 9:57 PM Add a

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.:: Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Rolf Harris eat your heart out. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 9:34 PM Add a

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1966 Batmobile Paper Model OK, bagsy Batman .. who wants to be Robin ? Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 9:18 PM Add a

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.:: Monday, October 10, 2005

Sandtastic Sand Sculptures and Sand Castles Amazing what you can do with a bucket and spade. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:59 PM Add a

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.:: Sunday, October 09, 2005

Sixty Amazing-but-True Facts! Fairy nuff. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 6:25 PM Add a

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.:: Saturday, October 08, 2005

Far too much spare time. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 6:27 PM Add a

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.:: Friday, October 07, 2005

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"Mi an dem fi go a di party but di three of them had caps an' mi had none so mi get two mirror one behind mi and di other in front of mi an' mi trim mi hair like a cap an' go a di dance," said Housen. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 6:57 PM Add a

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"Apparently she had been up at 4:24am downloading 'gangster rap' music under the login name “gotenkito@kazaa.com.” Andersen does not like 'gangster rap', does not recognise the name 'gotenkito', is not awake at 4:24 a.m. and has never downloaded music." RIAA being countersued after claiming a 41 year old woman had been downloading gangster rap. That his article appears on Torrentspy some would say is a bit rich! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 5:52 PM Add a

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We advocate [1] guns for those who want them, no guns forced on those who don't want them (pacfists, Quakers etc.) [2] drugs for those who want them, no drugs forced on those who don't want them (Christian Scientists etc.) [3] an end to Tsarism and a return to constitutional democracy [4] equal rights for ostriches. You know, the sooner we invade America and start charging tea tax again, I think the better it will be for everyone. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 5:49 PM Add a

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Chessboxing Whatever next - Womens Football? Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 1:59 PM Add a

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No reason. Carry on. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 1:56 PM Add a

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But it's Wallace and Gromit !! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 12:40 PM Add a

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Clocky don't know about you .. but this looks like a turd on wheels :-/ Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 10:09 AM Add a

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Bob The Builder, can we find him? (Yes we can!) apparently. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 9:39 AM Add a

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.:: Thursday, October 06, 2005

WHO KEEPS STEALING MY LETTERS!!!!!!! Make words by dragging them around. The catch is everyone else on the site can steal your letters the same as you can steal theirs. Warning: Feelings of rage may ensue. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 5:53 PM Add a

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New York gets tough on Graffiti artists in quite a funny way! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 5:50 PM Add a

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Honda "WOW" - the dog friendly car Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 5:48 PM Add a

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The craze thats taken over the world comes online. Web Sudoku Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 5:38 PM Add a

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Mind Molester What twat thought this up? Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 5:37 PM Add a

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.:: Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Aligator vs Snake. Blimy - theres not a lot in it. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:28 PM Add a

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Heres a special report on the upcoming 'internet'. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:20 PM Add a

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Free to a Good Home Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:31 PM Add a

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The other day we saw millionaires building cricket pitches in their back gardens for the love of it. It's heartning to know money doesn't change everything. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:29 PM Add a

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A collection of quite funny pictures but the 8th one down looks like something Netto advertise in the News of the World Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:27 PM Add a

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Sooooo....Thats where they went to. Ehhoooooo! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:24 PM Add a

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WANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:22 PM Add a

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Dolphins sing 'Batman' theme Really needs a clip to go with it. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 6:56 PM Add a

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Conclusive Proof! That NASA did fake the moon landings. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 9:19 AM Add a

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.:: Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Traffic in Saigon Now this is utter utter chaos and madness !! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 9:19 PM Add a

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.:: Monday, October 03, 2005

The Thinking Beer Mat Does exactly what it says on the tin. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:43 PM Add a

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.:: Saturday, October 01, 2005

A friend is an up and coming comedy writer and needs your help. It's realtivly painless. Just goto http://www.shootthewriters.com/vote.html and click on any sketch by Neil James and Dave Templeton to vote for them. See. That wasn't too difficult was it! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:30 AM Add a

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A website of mostly irrelevant, sometimes funny, occasionally rude, and hardly ever political links, that I come across from time to time. I try to make an entry most days, but this t'internet thingy, it's not as good as pubs or footie is it?

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