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absolutly bloody rubbish

.:: Tuesday, February 28, 2006

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I want to poop back and forth. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 9:02 AM Add a

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Note quite pornography but not close off. Give it a miss if at work. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:59 AM Add a

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"The actor Damon Wayans has been engaged in a 14-month fight to trademark the term 'Nigga' for a clothing line and retail store, a search of the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office's online database reveals." Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:57 AM Add a

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"Gregg Valentino wanted to be special, to really stand out in a crowd. His dream was to become the man with the world's biggest arms. At his peak Gregg's biceps measured a massive 28-inches in diameter, but at what cost?" Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:53 AM Add a

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.:: Monday, February 27, 2006

All in a good cause and you can join Viewpoints cheaply. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 9:50 PM Add a

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Tom Baker Says... Quite a lot actually. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 6:59 PM Add a

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What a waste of a Capri. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 6:45 PM Add a

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How to tick people off I like this very much. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 12:12 PM Add a

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Pylon Spotting for when you have a spare few moments. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:17 AM Add a

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.:: Sunday, February 26, 2006

I've been reading The Onion Bag for a while now and it's a bit hit and miss in places but give it a bookmark - it's getting better! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:10 PM Add a

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This has to be a wind up.... Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:00 PM Add a

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Awww bless! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 6:42 PM Add a

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.:: Friday, February 24, 2006

Kinky Top Trumps All they had when I were a kid were cars and motorbikes ! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 10:39 PM Add a

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"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said You have got to be kidding Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:35 PM Add a

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jailed over a grope Legal system gone mad I tell you, mad ! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 1:36 PM Add a

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Absolutly Fantasic - This kids dad is truely a genuis! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 1:01 PM Add a

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.:: Thursday, February 23, 2006

It's not entirely surprising that Sheffield United fans find this site but because we have been mentioned Sheffield United our Google Adsense words are actually earning us money. Therefore if we mention Sheffield United and inded if you have enjoyed GreasyChipbutty either today or previously before you leave, do us a favour and click on one of the links. You know it makes sense. SHEFFIELD UNITED! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 11:10 PM Add a

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IS FUCKING NOTHING SACRED???!!??!! eh?? Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 11:05 PM Add a

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Big Feet ... Big *cough* ;o) Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:41 PM Add a

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.:: Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Nigel Mansell .. eat your heart out Now this is pretty cool. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 3:33 PM Add a

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.:: Monday, February 20, 2006

This really does take the biscuit and not a cuppa in sight. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 10:37 PM Add a

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.:: Sunday, February 19, 2006

DER-DER-DER-DER AKINBIYI!!!! Thorougly deserved and the chant of "It could have been 10-0" it really should have been. THATS WHY WE'RE GOING UP! Sheffield Wednesday's Fucked it up again! UNITE D WE LOVE YOU! EASY! EASY! EASY! NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-! NA-NA-NA-NA! THE BLADES The reason my mate was happy was that he had a tenner on Michael Tonge at 18-1 to score first goal. Which was nice. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:41 PM Add a

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There are just somethings that Women can't do in public Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 12:54 PM Add a

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.:: Friday, February 17, 2006

What does your phone number spell? Mine spells ... "01-porn-tab-I-1". Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:17 AM Add a

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.:: Thursday, February 16, 2006

Put Wallet in water. Ask for help from stranger to get it back. Summon the water monster! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:54 PM Add a

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Improve your vocabulary - thanks to the Simpsons. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:45 PM Add a

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Lottery - take 2. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:42 PM Add a

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I got a bit bored halfway through but the Best Sci-Fi moveies never made will i'm sure interest some. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:41 PM Add a

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When Bird Flu hits - this will come in handy - how to bury your dead. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:36 PM Add a

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Also on the subject of readers sending in links I forgot all about Chris McQuiness who just before the England vs Wales Rugby match sent this politically incorrect link it. Brilliant! If any of you readers have anything to send in click on the Email button below (rembember to change the email to mail@... It stops the spam!) - we dont bite and would love to see what you've got. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 6:46 PM Add a

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In the comments Moorsey reminds us of this classic football halftime entertainment (Thanks for submitting) which in turn reminded me of something I saw on Soccer AM about a year or so back. During HT a woman singer was on and was tied into the big screen at Elland Road. She was very average (singing as well as looks) but she was surrounded by quite a lot of fit dancers. It got to a point where whenever she was on screen she was getting booed but as soon as the dancers came on they got loud cheers. If anyone has this (or even knows what I'm banging on about!) send it in. Would love to see it again! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 6:42 PM Add a

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.:: Wednesday, February 15, 2006

It would seem the Inland Revenue does have a sense of humour Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 2:45 PM Add a

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Chief Wiggum - best of all the Simpson characters! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 9:03 AM Add a

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.:: Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Whilst there is a very a serious point to this It just serves to prove how stupidly crap the whole point of Valentines day is when you take it to the other extreme of buying flowers/chocolates/jewellery. In yr1 of a relationship I can understand it. Yr2 a card is ok. I'm at y4 with Ms Greasychipbutty and she knew a long time ago Sheffield United were playing Reading tonight and she wouldn't be seeing me. In return I built her a set of drawers from flat pack last night. Thats a kind of love Roses cant buy. Watch me kids. Learn from me. One day you too will be watching Sheff United on Valentines day without an ounce of guilty feeling. Damn right. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 10:42 PM Add a

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.:: Monday, February 13, 2006

Ricky Gervais Podcast Have only been listening to Ep1 for about 15 minutes but possibly the funniest thing I've heard for ages. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 10:12 PM Add a

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.:: Sunday, February 12, 2006

Polish Movie Posters These are very very disturbed indeed. What the hell was the guy watching when he drew these posters ! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:01 PM Add a

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.:: Saturday, February 11, 2006

The London Underground Anagram Tube Map Brillant. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 1:16 PM Add a

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.:: Friday, February 10, 2006

Which Superhero are you? I am "The Green Lantern" ... shit I wanted to be Batman. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:28 AM Add a

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.:: Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Brokeback to the Future Fantastically well done. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 9:17 AM Add a

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School Essay Brings in Secret Service Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:49 AM Add a

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Whisky PC Now this I like! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:48 AM Add a

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Serious Star Wars addiction. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:46 AM Add a

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.:: Tuesday, February 07, 2006

CAR PARK SCAM - BEWARE This happened to a mate of mine at a local supermarket and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking, East European women come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Tesco. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. My mate had his wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday and again on Saturday. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:43 PM Add a

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Football Babes One for the boys really. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:41 AM Add a

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.:: Sunday, February 05, 2006

The Unhealthiest Recipe Of All Time? Now I don't mind the odd Snickers bar, but this is just too much ! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:52 PM Add a

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Infect Your Balls ! with this chain reaction billiards game. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:51 PM Add a

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.:: Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Blue Peter eat your heart out Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 9:17 PM Add a

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