Greasy Chip Butty

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.:: Friday, December 22, 2006

Merry Christmas !! Team GCB would like to wish all our millions (ok you and you .. no not you, you over there) a Merry Christmas and in the spirit of GCB we hope you all get totally pissed over the Christmas period. Who knows, we may post something festive between now and New Year if we can be arsed but if you don't hear from us .. Happy New *hic* Year ! To get you in the festive mood, have a Vodka and Red Bull Christmas Cake Receipi. Vodka & Red Bull Christmas Cake Ingredients: 1 cup water 1 cup of brown sugar 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt Lemon Juice 4 large eggs Nuts 1 bottle of Vodka 1 can of Red Bull 2 cups dried fruit Method: 1. Sample the vodka to check the quality. 2. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again. 3. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and mix with a little red bull and drink. 4. Repeat. 5. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. 6. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. 7. At this point its is best to make sure the vodka is still ok. 8. Flavour with red bull to taste. 9. Try another cup - just in case turn off the mixerer. 10. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. 11. Pick fruit off floor 12. Mix on the turner. 13. If the dried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver. 14. Shample the vodka to check for tonsisticitity, flavour with a little Bed Rull. 15. Next ssiffft two cups of salt. Or something … Who giveshz a shiit 16. Throw a pinch of Bed Rull over your shoulder 17. Pick up the can, mop the floor 18. Check the vodka 19. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. 20. Add one table. 21. Add a shpoon of shugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. 22. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.. 23. Don't forget to beat off the turner 24. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and kick the dog. 25. Fall into bed. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 11:41 AM Add a

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.:: Sunday, December 17, 2006

Massive flat screen TV - Clever installation saves space Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 2:04 PM Add a

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Sky Diver Almost Gets Hit By A Plane Watch out for the quite typical swearing in this video. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 2:01 PM Add a

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Catfishing - A Wikipedia Category Guessing Game Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 1:59 PM Add a

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Catfishing - A Wikipedia Category Guessing Game Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 1:59 PM Add a

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Norad Tracks Santa 2006 Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 1:56 PM Add a

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How accurate is your PC clock? Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 1:49 PM Add a

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.:: Thursday, December 14, 2006

Festive return for singing sheep The world has gone truely ... baaaaaaaaarmy. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 11:36 AM Add a

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.:: Friday, December 08, 2006

The Lord once again moves in mysterious ways. Another good link from That bloke from the wrong side of South Yorkshire. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 10:33 PM Add a

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If chatrooms were real. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:58 PM Add a

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.:: Wednesday, December 06, 2006

It made me laugh. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:24 PM Add a

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Dog Humps Cat's Head. The description says it all. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:24 PM Add a

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Cool desktop backgrounds from Wikipedia. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:22 PM Add a

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Boy Arrested For Opening Xmas Gift Early Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:14 PM Add a

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The England Cricket Team head for Perth for the Third Test .... Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 1:22 PM Add a

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.:: Tuesday, December 05, 2006

How's My Parking? Are you a man or a woman? Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:41 PM Add a

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****************SOBS BECAUSE IT'S TRUE**************** Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 7:52 PM Add a

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.:: Sunday, December 03, 2006

Cheeki from the comments sends us devine intervention into the YMCA. Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 8:23 PM Add a

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.:: Friday, December 01, 2006

THERE IS A GOD !! Email: Greasy Chip Butty Posted at 5:00 PM Add a

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A website of mostly irrelevant, sometimes funny, occasionally rude, and hardly ever political links, that I come across from time to time. I try to make an entry most days, but this t'internet thingy, it's not as good as pubs or footie is it?

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