Welcome to the B3ta Front Page and Adulation on the messageboard generator.

We've all been there. Slaving for hours over a masterpiece, the only thing keeping you going on the comedy masterpiece of morphing Status Quo, a Shark, No Hands AND the backend of a zebra is the knowledge that as soon as you post it, you will receive the adulation that it deserves.

So off you go to MSN communities, upload the file, go to the messageboard, post it and sit back and wait for the plaudits to come in. You sit. And you sit. And you sit some more. Nothing. Then someone posts another Death Star/Kitten/George Bush picture and whilst the obvious fools that know no better discuss the wooness of that post your masterpiece slides into oblivion. Well NO MORE!

Now the B3ta Front Page/Messageboard Adulation generator is here, you can worry no more. Simply decide whether you want a front page post or adulation on the message board, fill in the details and away you go. You are the king/queen* of your world and you cock/tits* is/are* bigger than a big cocked/titted* man/woman* from big cock/tits* land.

So what do you want?:

Frontpage or

Messageboard?

The Frontpage and Message board generator was created by Greasy Chip Butty. However, as is quite apparent, there are many things on here that were made and copyright B3ta, and it's members. So go and be nice to them. Okay?

* Delete as appropriate.